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#201
PS: I had the worst day at school today <_<

Really?

If it makes you feel... um... not left out of the good day at school people... My car died today. Right in the middle of nowhere on my way to an exam. The timing belt snapped. An my phone was dead. Luckily there was a house near by and I knocked on the door. They guy was nice enough to let me in and use his phone... and his daughter was pretty damn reasonably hot. Still in highschool though. But yeah dude found out what I'm in school for and I think he wants to do business. He left me a note in my car after I left it for the tow truck. So yeah... called my dad, he picked me up and we went straight to the nearest junkyard to see if they'll take it. They said they'll try to pick it up today but couldn't really promise anything. Then I went to school an hour and a half late for my exam. I had to present the professor with my dirty finger because well... you don't need to get you entire hand dirty to check the timing belt. Also the business card of the junkyard, and then my Aeropastale jacket that smelled like axle grease and cigarettes. Dude... that smell is never coming out

So yeah... he actually let me write it after the rest of the class had left... which was cool but only meant I couldn't study for my other exam. Then after all my exams were done, I went backhome to get some tools so I could rip out the sound system from my car. Took my speakers, my deck, my amp, both of the batteries... they gave me $75 for the car as scrap ($425 less than what I paid for it 2 years ago. not bad)... but now I have to go back there because I forgot to take my plates...

Good bye car. That '96 Neon was my little green death machine.

Anyway... I have 3 weeks to find a new car before school starts again. I really didn't want to spend that money.

I hope you're day went better than that

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#202

I actually don't remember what happened that day at school...

But I'm sure it sucked. Or else I wouldn't bitch about it.

I'm pretty sure that today was even worse, though.

I'll tell you about it in two secs, but first.

TOOBS, that is so shitty :|

I would cry. I'm such a crier... But you're lucky

that you know two shits about cars, at least. I don't

even know what a timing belt is, so I'd definitely be

screwed if I was in your situation.

You're really lucky that your professor let you

write the exam though. I guess you can't deny

the truth of a dirty finger. I hope you did well on

both of your exams. & good luck with the car hunt.

You better find something reasonably good, for

a great price

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& here is my shitty day:

Today at school I had FIVE tests. I'm only in four

classes. I had a big exam in math and an even bigger

one in french. Then I had a (fucking easy) terminology

test in theatre. & in PE I had to write a test on theory

(heart rates and shit) and then do a Fitness Test.

I fucking hate fitness testing <_< I do well on them,

because I can run for a long time, but I just get so

pissed off when I'm forced to do things like that. And

I just hate gym teachers. The personality traits that all

gym teachers possess are amongst my least favourite

in ANYONE, so having 5 teachers yell at us to run harder

just pisses me off like nothing else.

So my classes were stacked with actual work today.

And on top of that, I had no lunch because I went

to the LIBRARY to do MATH HOMEWORK. I don't enjoy

math. I actually hate it more than gym class. Easily.

But this morning I remembered that my teacher said that

she was going to do a homework check & I thought,

"If I get 10/10 on the homework check, it'll raise my mark

considerably" so I did the fucking responsible thing

and I went to the (way over decorated) library and

did... Math. I don't even remember what in math we're

doing at this moment :| Oh well. So I was miserable,

but at least slightly satisfied with myself. Then I go to

math and I see a SUBSTITUTE teacher (who looked like

Hilary Clinton, oh my god) standing there. She didn't

do a homework check <_< But I did still have to write an exam.

So 6 hours of non-stop work later, I get out of school and stomp

home in the slush, excited to go home and eat

and sit on my ass until I have to go to work at 6.

But as I was walking up the stairs to my front door,

I realized I had no keys. Oh my god. I dump my bag

out by my front door and, sure enough, there're no

keys. I go to each window, and all of them are locked.

I sit there and consider breaking a window, but I decide

against it. I decide to call my brother and try to get him

to come home early but I shattered my phone a few

weeks ago and now it rarely gets signal. It's so busted

So there I am standing in the sleet, freezing my ass off,

hungry as fuck, holding my phone up to try and get signal.

It really was a sad sight and I shed about two tears.

I managed to find a spot where I can get 2 out of 4 stripes

on my phone and that's a pretty big deal. So I start texting

everyone I know and whining (including Berno. How was the

pub, btw? Are you actually ALLOWED in pubs?! Oh my jesus,

you irish folk sure are crazy about your booze)

At around 3:38, I realize that there is no point in waiting

in the freezing, wet weather until my brother gets home at

5:30, going inside to get my work uniform and then having

to run to work only to make it there late. So I decide to go

to work right then, even though I would be 2 hours early.

My motivation was the promise of warmth and food under

those golden arches. I was SO hungry

So I walked to work and got there and explained to my

manager what happened. I didn't think that the uniform

thing would be that big of a deal because there are always

extra pants and shirts and visors there, but I still ran into

issues. See, the manager that was running my shift today

is the biggest bitch of all time. He is such a sadist and he

just loves to tell people no. He always points out the things

you do wrong and it just makes him feel good, I swear.

So I found some mismatched pieces of a uniform.

A nice fitting shirt, but size 8 pants. I'm a size 0, whatever though.

& obviously a visor (one size fits all) So I was set to go

But there are two other parts of our uniform. Black

shoes, and black socks. I was going to be in drivethru

all night, so other managers said that my shoes were

fine, but nope, my running manager had a problem

with it. He said that I had to find black shoes or else I

couldn't work. This was literally my face as I slipped

my feet into the size 9 MENS shoes I found in a locker:

<_<

I'm a size 5, in womens <_< <_< <_< <_< <_< <_<

I showed him and he was like "Great, let my see your socks" :evil:

I was wearing DARK DARK DARK purple socks, and pants that

were about 5 inches too long for me AND no one was going to

see me from the waist down! The colour of my socks REALLY

did not matter. I showed him my purple socks and he said

"You have until 6 to find black socks." I hate him. SO. much.

Like, actually, what a bitch! I went on such a mission to find

those fucking socks, I swear. Eventually I found a pair of

black pantyhose I put them on and showed him and

he said "Those aren't socks", but I cut him off and whipped

out a crew manual that you receive when you train. I pointed

to the line where it clearly states that you are ALLOWED to

wear pantyhose and told him to fuck off. & I started working.

6 hours later, I was free. I'm so stoked to sleep. Shit.

This is a freaking novel of a post :|

Sorry, but I find it hard to summarize when I'm ranting

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#203

blah blah blah show us some skanky pics already

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#204

Hi.Where the fuck have you been?

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#205

Awwww... Laffy...

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#206

Laffy

That man is so not normal :| who cares for your socks if you are in drivethru....

I am so tired.

I wanted to buy some Christmas gifts for my family, but there were so many people in that shopping mall, and I got bored after 20 minutes (as always ).

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#207

That manager has no human skills whatsoever. (N)

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#208

Laffy

That man is so not normal :| who cares for your socks if you are in drivethru....

I am so tired.

I wanted to buy some Christmas gifts for my family, but there were so many people in that shopping mall, and I got bored after 20 minutes (as always ).

U are missing out on a lot! :avada:

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#209

Hey P, so sorry that u had to go through all that.. The amount of worQ in school u had is just immensely insane and pro-murder for your brain cells. :|

And on top of that.. u go to your worQplace to esQape the Qraziness, and instead, the manager antagonizes your opportunity... argh... bad bad bad manager.. uniformity is one thing... being a legalist is another... <_<

Qd

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#210

The pub was crap.

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#211

Jeez, at least you can actually go to a pub

blah blah blah show us some skanky pics already

No. You have to put up with my bitching!

:evil:

Hi.Where the fuck have you been?
Work, dance, locked out of my house in the rain, school, a play etc....

I'll be back next week, though.

This week has just been so busy for me

Laffy

That man is so not normal :| who cares for your socks if you are in drivethru....

I am so tired.

I wanted to buy some Christmas gifts for my family, but there were so many people in that shopping mall, and I got bored after 20 minutes (as always ).

I know, he has no people skills

Dammit, I still need to go christmas shopping.

I'm actually pretty proud of myself though, because

I've done most of my shopping already and I just

have a still bit left

I hate how crowded it is right now, though

Hey P, so sorry that u had to go through all that.. The amount of worQ in school u had is just immensely insane and pro-murder for your brain cells. :|

And on top of that.. u go to your worQplace to esQape the Qraziness, and instead, the manager antagonizes your opportunity... argh... bad bad bad manager.. uniformity is one thing... being a legalist is another... <_<

Qd

Thanks very much, Q

Poor, poor me

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#212

sup /p/

how have you been? Sorry I can't be bothered reading through the whole thread

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#213

Oh, P That's aweful! Hope your days get better Come to Arizona... It doesn't snow here

and why don't you text me? jk

blah blah blah show us some skanky pics already

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#214

Message me yo digits, bitch :bueeyedbaby:

sup /p/

how have you been? Sorry I can't be bothered reading through the whole thread

Heyyyyyy

I'm actually great, at the moment!

I had such a good night at work.

Even though it was freezing cold and

snowing and whatnot, it was still such

a fun shift. So I'm as happy as a clam :hell yea!:

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#215

why so happy?

I wasn't aware clams could be happy :|

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#216

It gets cold in BC?

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#217

Whoa, i'm late. :|

Congrats on your thread!!

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#218
Jeez, at least you can actually go to a pub

Getting in isn't the hard part, it's trying to get served..

But the one we were at last night, the guy who owns it has been busted like 5 times for serving underage drinkers, but he just doesm't care.

& I'd say everybody in there, bar a few old men, were underage...

Good times.

I had such a bad hangover this morning though.

Oh yeah...I got my camera.

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#219

Oh, well you should go to that pub more often, then

If there was a bar or pub here that served minors, all

my friends would be there every weekend! Lucky ducks

Poor Berno

& Oh really?! Then less talk, more pics :evil:

(It isn't Christmas yet, though?)

why so happy?

I wasn't aware clams could be happy :|

Oh, I just had a great night, that's all

& clams are known for being notoriously happy, duhhhhh

It gets cold in BC?
Yeah yeahhhhh, I know. BC weather is pussy cold

compared to Ontario and whatnot, but it's still pretty

damn cold here right now!

Whoa, i'm late. :|

Congrats on your thread!!

Thank-you very much, m'dear
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#220

Saw this and thought of you...

No wonder you and Berno get on so well:

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