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#641

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#642

You an your emoticons. Like every thread I go into, there's you with one

Curry? :| Pizza.. :brows:

I wont be able to spend the night with her either because she's gotta get up early on sunday morning and go to her aunts..

& i wont have any money left to go out drinking...Fuck....

You and your friends like to go get curry when you get hammered.

Don't lie and say that you don't, because you told me you did.

And I hate pizza

Aweeee shitty shit <_<

Get a job, you broke ass bitch

:evil:

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#643

Um, yeah but that's only at like 2 or 3am...I thought you were talking about during the day.

I know you hate pizza, weirdo. <_<

I might get an apprenticeship with a mechanic soon, so I might be able to shove it in your face.

BTW, you went offline like 2 minutes before i got home from school....

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#644

Okay, because curry at 3 am is normal, right? So NOW you don't seem weird at all.

Oh, that'd be sweet

Yeah... Trippy because I was going to school when you got home.

Whoa, time difference.

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#645

It is normal when you're hardly able to stand straight.

Yeah, it better be sweet....

Oh, joke...

Why is a woman like a pack of cards?

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#646

Shut the fuck up

Depends...

Do you mean WHY is a woman like a pack of cards or HOW is a woman like a pack of cards?

Tell me why or how.

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#647

-you need a heart to love her.

-a diamond to marry her

-a club to kill her

-& a spade to bury her

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#648

Naht funneh

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#649

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#650

Where do the 2 jokers fit in? :|

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#651

Necrophilia dp.

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#652

:shock:

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#653

I don't get what that has to do with jokers...

BUT EW BERNO

Btw, I did it again today.

My brother came home late.

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#654

Did you pee on his bed?

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#655

You're nasty! Of course not

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#656

then who did? :|

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#657
I don't get what that has to do with jokers...

BUT EW BERNO

Btw, I did it again today.

My brother came home late.

There's two of them. :brows:

Oh, you did? Make a recording next time.

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#658
then who did? :|
My... Uh, dog
I don't get what that has to do with jokers...

BUT EW BERNO

Btw, I did it again today.

My brother came home late.

There's two of them. :brows:

Oh, you did? Make a recording next time.

I get THAT part. But why do they have to be dead?

Yes & Nooooo

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#659

The wife is dead, not the jokers.

Go on, you know you want to.

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#660
Necrophilia dp.

That's just sick & wrong,B.

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