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#141

Really? I never knew....

I have no school tomorrow. Church Holiday. :evil:

But i still have to get up at 9am, gonna go see The Transporter 3 with a few friends.

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#142

Oh you knew :evil:

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEVER HAVE SCHOOL?!

Like, EVER. So not fair

I have such a busy week... I'm so not looking forward to it!

& I work on

FRIDAY

SATURDAY

SUNDAY

<_<

No weekend for me...

& ohhhhh really? That should be fun.

Why at 9 am though? :|

Go to a later show...

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#143

I know. :evil:

I NEVER HAVE SCHOOL, most of the time 'cause I'm a lazy bum. but now there's actually something preventing school.

Ewww for youu....

I'll have a weekend next week, and its gonna be a good one too. I hope. :voodoo:

It should be, yes.

& I have to get up at 9 because i have no choice, my friend's dad is bringing us in, and he wants to be in there for a set time.

We probably wont be seeing the movie until around 2pm, we'll have a look around the shopping centre for a while before.

It takes an hour to get to where we're going, btw. & we're leaving at 10

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#144

Jesus christ. I'm so jealous.

I have winter break in two weeks (I cannot wait!) but then

after that I have to wait until Feb. until there is no school

Life isn't fair

What're you planning on doing next weekend?

Slide around on ice again? :evil:

Damn, the movie theatre is an hour away from you?

I can walk to the movie theatre in 10 minutes, from my house.

Guess I just assumed you were that close to one too

I went shopping today

IHOP was so good btw

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#145

Yeah, we get our break on the 23rd, which is fucking gay...2 days before Christmas? :anger:

Althoughhh, the 23rd is a Tuesday, so I'm not gonna bother going in on Monday or Tuesday.

I dont think anybody will be in those days either..except the bitches who want to maintain a perfect attendance record.

Life isn't fair for those who choose not to live it.

haha, no, I wont be sliding around next week, I'll be going out to a double 18th...

Should be sweet if theres lots there...

Yeah, a whole hour!

There is one that's only a half an hour away, but it's a lot smaller, so we don't bother.

Oooh, shopping for yourself again?

Teehee

Oh yeah, IHOP..Was what I googled right?

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#146

Yeah but knowing you, you'll only have to go

back to school at the end of fucking January

or something stupid like that

Thanks for the words of wisdom, Confucius <_<

Suhweet, hope you have fun.

The theatre by me is HUGE :evil:

NO I was with people this time, dammit!

I bought jeans and stuff

Yeah... I'm still blown away that you had to google IHOP.

I can't even imagine a life without IHOP.

I got a waffle with strawberries and a milkshake

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#147

I actually have to check when we're back, I think it's like January 15th. :evil:

At least that's when I plan on going back after I've eating my own weight in food every day over Christmas..

You're welcome, miss pessimistic.

I wont have fun, because you wont be there. Mushyy..

But yeah, I definitely will.

The one we're going to tomorrow is pretty big too.

But then again, everything over seas is bigger than it is here.

Did you buy me something?

Well IHOP is a UNITED STATES based restaurant chain so how the hell would I (living in Ireland, remember) know what the hell IHOP is!?

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#148

Oh jesus, obviously

I'm so excited to eat A LOT.

All I'm going to do is eat and sleep and talk to

you and go out with my friends to eat more :evil:

It's going to be wonderful!

You're such a woman. Have fun watching your manly movie.

Don't cry during it <_<

Yeah yeah yeah, North Americans are FAT so we

need massive theatres to contain our FAT asses.

You can't buy LOVE

Except I live in Canada, NOT the US, and I still know what IHOP is

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#149

I always eat so much at christmas and I never gain any weight.

Maybe this year. :evil:

& yeah, you have your winter break so we can talk all the time..or when I choose to talk to you.

Whats with the sudden act of rage, Laffy?

I wont cry during an action movie, don't worry. <_<

Where is all this FAT shit coming from?

PMS

Yeah you can, just get me a new cell & I'm yours.

jokingg

Well jesus, you live in and around the same area, I live a million miles away...

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#150

Damn, I'll probably gain 19380914 pounds after Christmas :evil:

You have the craziest metabolism of all time, dude

& we're gonna talk ALL the damn time

We'll probably have many of those lame conversations where

we're both bored outta ours skulls but neither of us can leave

Such a waste of time

& I'm not pmsing! Wanna know PMS? You should have seen me on Friday.

Oh my god I felt sorry for everyone that knew me.

So I'm not pmsing anymore. Now I'm just... M-ing...

I'm often a sarcastic bitch. You should be used to it

You already are all mine :evil:

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#151

I hope you don't gain that much..I mean, like i said, I wouldn't mind if you were bald, but...

I know, it's a bitch...But when I start going to the gym, then I'm gonna start to bulk out.

Yeahh fo sho..

LOL yeah probably, and then we go to the real conversation killer. the cam.

Oh. Ew.

You're hardly ever sarcastic with me, so shush.

& I know! This is you with me --> :voodoo:

I expect you to do naughty stuff to that doll when I'm asleep.

:blah:

Edit** YOU CHANGED YOUR BLAH TO GUITAR MAN

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#152

YOU WOULDNT LOVE ME IF I WERE FAT?!

You gunna bodybuild? Kewlllll

Cam is the ultimate conversation killer

:brows:

I'm a bitch with you pretty often, though

:voodoo:

You made me laugh

& YEAH I DID

I thought that the blah didn't really suit me mood at the moment.

The guitar one was the first one that came to mind when I edited

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#153

Btw, I'm writing a comic strip for french class right now,

and I'm doing the cyanide and happiness people

Excpet, my one character is a woman & have you ever

noticed that here are rarely women in cyanide and happiness?!

...So she actually looks like one of the regular characters dressed in drag

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#154

Teehee

I'd love you no matter what.

Yeah i suppose, but I don't want huge muscles..

I think it looks stupid if you over do it..

That may be so, but no words have to be said when you're on cam.

Ewwww, why did you put " :brows: " ? :|

Yeah you are, always cursing and shit. I don't know why I even talk to you.

I know i made you laugh.

It's what I do, babe. :neo2:

I should go to sleep. But I cant leave.

EDIT***

Yeah I've actually noticed that.

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#155

Even if I was a bald, obese woman with facial hair?

Yeah, thats true.

Then guys just start looking like douche bags.

& no one likes db's

OH HEHEHE

Oh, you know

I really do swear too much. Oh well. Fuck it :evil:

Stayyyyyyyyyy for me

Lol, this comic strip is just failing.

But I don't care

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#156

YES!

Now stop putting me under pressure to maintain my worthiness to you.

Yeah, lot a db's out there.

What if I was a douche bag? Would you love me?

I thought you put the brows because I said "Oh. Ew. :mellow:" to you M-ing. :|

I swear so much at home, My mother suggested we get a swear box one time.

There was no fucking way. :|

I'll stay another 15 minutes.

haha, I'm sure it'll turn out fine. or it could end up horrible.

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#157

Oh course I would love you if you were db!

I did. :brows:

Is a swear box when you, like, put in money everytime you swear?

AHA, fat chance. I don't really swear a lot at home, tbh.

I have the mouth of a trucker so it actually surprises me

that I'm able to just turn it off when I get home. For my

sisters and what not. You knowww

15 minutes, holy shit. Thats so long

Probably horrible

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#158

Sick. :brows:

Yeah I know, there wasn't a hope in hell we were gonna get one.

My mother even swears from time to time.

& I know yeah, once they hear you swearing, thats all they'd wanna say.

Okay, I'll stay for another post then.

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#159

Berno in a few months:

mychickyu1.jpg

YOU'RE SICK

& yeah. My mom actually hates it when girls swear, so she doesn't do it.

Oh my god, if only she knew what I sound like when I leave the house :evil:

& yeah. If I carried on the way I normally am around them, they'd be

saying some pretty obscene things by now

You better reply to this one before you leave, at least

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#160

You in a few months:

leopard.jpg

YOU ARE

Yeah, if only she knew that her angel of a daughter was actually an obscene little demon. :evil:

Anywayy, I'm off to sleep.

Goodnight. We better talk soon.

Love you.

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