Laffy

Oh ew

Sides it's sad to say this but

You know more about sex then i do <_<

I fell out of the womb knowing too much about sex, though

Thanks for that info Portia :|

Dam you though now i am going to Guildford this week, but i don't got time too

Ever been to Coquitlam Centre by chance? (might of asked before)

Yeah, of course. They have H&M Big bus loop there.

Juno was filmed there. Really nice ceilings. I apreesh architecture, no big deal.

And matt, I ain't meeting up with no Portia.

She's too busy

whateva man. allz iz be sayin iz dat if i lived within 30 mins of her, id be all ova dat african ass.

just sayin.

Nkosi Sikelel' iAfrika

I'm sorry Matt i've only been on BZ for like 4 months, so it's like "hi you dont know me, let's meet up :cain:"

Sides Portia "works" and "has school" and "has a boyfriend" There' no time for random BZ member meet up's. :neo2:

That's right too about Juno! i never saw that movie

H&M sucks btw

Yeah, Ken doesn't wanna get raped by a 54 (?) year old man.

You suck, btw

How do you know i'm not 54 years old?

You suck Not really i kid i kid...

Is that the store you get all your wicked clothes from?

I'm the 54 year old man :morning:

That works at Mcdonald's giving out happy meals

Seriously though, i didn't know there was housing that close to guildford

I know, the perfect job for me

There's so much housing near by! 20 minutes away and it's fucking suburbia

Awesome

After the weather clears up and isn't terrible like it will get i'll go out there

Wanna get me some of those toys?

We did this psychology project that included us using pick up lines on chicks. I got all my girls at H&M

The Mannequins don't count Matt

I collect the Hello Kitty toys

People always try to pick up girls at McD's. :|

I worked until 5 am from Friday - Saturday this weekend and there's a club near by so tonnes of tools were coming through drivethru. I asked this one guy how old he thought I was and he said 12, then kept on hitting on me.

(In my defence, when I'm in my uniform, wearing glasses and with my straight-across bangs I look WAY younger )

PS: Goodnight

Jailbait.....................

Night portia

I collect the Hello Kitty toys

People always try to pick up girls at McD's. :|

I worked until 5 am from Friday - Saturday this weekend and there's a club near by so tonnes of tools were coming through drivethru. I asked this one guy how old he thought I was and he said 12, then kept on hitting on me.

(In my defence, when I'm in my uniform, wearing glasses and with my straight-across bangs I look WAY younger )

PS: Goodnight

btw you mean when youre being your wanna be asian self?