Sex acts that you don't understand the appeal of

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#1

My one is tit wanks. Why? Who the heck thought that was a good idea? Ridiculous. Silly. Even the name is dumb.

Tooboku, back me up here.

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#2

Ya. Why do that when you have the real thing a bit lower?

Asphyxiophilia

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Ya. Why do that when you have the real thing a bit lower?

Asphyxiophilia

Is that when you get dangerously close to killing the person by cutting off thier bloody supply or somthing like that??

Mine would be Donkey punch...

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#4

You know what's not sexy? Those porn casting couch videos where some greasy guy awkwardly interviews some intoxicated Moldovan 18 year-old (or so we're told) and then does her every which way possible, while she unconvincingly moans.

I'm so pleased I quit the industry.

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#5

Sorry... titty wanking is awesome.

Choking is weird. I don't get that either.

Casting couch on drugged up american girls pretending to be exotic europeans... eew.

Heres a new one... (CAUTION ADULTS ONLY: http://www.oldje.com/)

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#6

Tit wanks are the one day cricket of sex acts. Test matches are much better.

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Buttsecks :yuckky:

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Buttsecks :yuckky:

Ditto.

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I like those straight outta the closet guys that gay it up to the max but freak out at the thought of anal sex. And no matter how much they try to sugar coat it, their reason basically amounts to "But that's where poop comes from!"

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Dirty Sanchez, hands down...

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I like those straight outta the closet guys that gay it up to the max but freak out at the thought of anal sex. And no matter how much they try to sugar coat it, their reason basically amounts to "But that's where poop comes from!"

I could come up with other reasons...

http://www.cpha.ca/en/portals/hiv/transmission/faq06.aspx

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#12

I'm glad you've been consulting with the Canadian Public Health Association and I urge any young man confused about the dangers of anal sex to take their advice and go ass to mouth instead. But hold on a minute, that's where poop comes from!

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#13

Ugh, the 'Hot Lunch'!

Heard many permutations of it, some involving laxatives, glass-top tables, funnels... But all uniformly unpleasant. :yuckky:

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Yeah... the whole coprophilia thing is beyond me.

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Yeah... the whole coprophilia thing is beyond me.

It's nice to find out you actually have limits!!!

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I now defer all my sexual grievances to the Amish community. Witness was a sexy film, after all.

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Buttsecks :yuckky:

Ditto.

Why?

And don't just say its because your excrement (passes though) the anus.

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I now defer all my sexual grievances to the Amish community. Witness was a sexy film, after all.

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I can not seem to understand the curiosity men have with anal sex.

I understand the fascinaiton or at least the curiosity with choking.. anyone who has had the rush of hypothermia can understand the rush that could cum with choking .. I just don't understand why someone would want to risk there life for an orgasm.

I do not understand the pleasure in pain. I mean serious bds&m.. a little pain at the right time is one thing but serious pain .. I can not understand this.

And I can not see the turn on with pee and poop.. I mean .. eeewwwww.. that is all the toxic bi products your body doesn't use.. that is just .. eewww

I guess i have a list of things I just do not understand as pleasure.

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I can not seem to understand the curiosity men have with anal sex.

Probably because the ass is a big turn on to most men. Girls realise this and realise that it can be an asset to them so far as helping to impress guys with a nice body.

Does my ass look too big in this? Why would it matter? Girls know it matters to guys. A nice ass, as I'm sure many guys will point out is just as sexy as having nice legs and toned or a flat stomach.

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