The Totally Awesome Chick Fight Deathmatch Championship League

I'm bored...

What do you guys think? Every Tuesday from now on we should have a vote to see which of two chicks would win in a fight. Each contest will post contestants, their strengths and weeknesses and a venue where the fight will take place. You get three votes. Narrating the fight is highly encouraged. Also, PM me if you have an idea for a fight.

Voting ends every Tuesday at 9PM EST. At the same time, the new contest will be posted.

This week...

River Tam

- Flexible and graceful as heck

- She can kill a ship full of reavers all by her lonesome

- Takes half a second to spot where all the bogies are and shoot all of them with her eyes closed. They are also on opposite sides ofthe room.

- She can read people's minds / psychic

Best feature: Super intelligent

Weakness: Vulnerable to panic attacks, 100% human

VS.

Cameron Philips

- Hyper-regenerative flesh over a hyper-alloy combat chassis made of high heat resistant coltan

- She can twist similar sized T-800 series Terminators into knots

- Super intelligent with many onboard diagnostic tools and upgraded software

Best feature: She's made out of coltan and is really really strong.

Weaknesses: Plasma rifles, can't swim, high voltage electric shock will shut her down for 120 seconds and then she reboots

Arena: American Aircraft Carrier, USS Ronald Reagan

Vote!

River Tam :morning: .

Cameron...

river tam

Oviously and definetly ...Cameron aka the T-X Prototype

Oh T-X... Who can she fight that she won't completely destroy in the time it takes for her plasma cannon to warm up?

Sorry... posted by accident... just getting the next fight ready...

Cameron

dude River Tam!

Voting Closed.

Result:

Cameron: 3

River: 3

It's a tie!!

Next fight...

Violet Song jat Shariff

- Emotionally dead killng machine

- Member of resistance against the Arch-Ministry

- She can kill a room full of other hemophages

Best feature: Infected with hemophagia, a disease that grants powers similar to those of vampires

Weakness: She feels a maternal connection with a little boy named Six

VS.

Beatrix Kiddo (aka. The Bride, Black Mamba)

- Trained in Tiger and Crane style Kung Fu by the master Pai Mei

- Member of the "Deadly Viper Assasination Squad"

- She killed the Crazy 88, she killed Bill

Best feature: Trained in the use of the "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique" and a really hacked up version of the "One Inch Punch"

Weakness: Her and Bill's daughter B.B.

Arena: A Chicken Farm

Vote!

Violet

I almost feel bad because I love both, but...Violet would own The Bride, sorry . Violet FTW !

Violet Song

Violet

Violet Song jat Shariff

violet

I would like to bet on the chickens (vicious creatures!) but

Violet is the winner of this one!

Voting Closed.

Result:

Beatrix: 0

Violet: 7

Totally one sided fight! Violet Wins!

Next fight... I know it's a little late but...

Sarah Connor

- Mother of John Connor

- She crushed a T-800 under a machine press

- Tons and tons of para-military training

- Used a defibrillator to short out a radio transmitter in her boob

Best feature: She keeps stockpiles of weapons

Weakness: She is reluctant to take a human life

VS.

Sarah Palin

- Mother of Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig

- She has a very very good shot and likes to shoot animals from a helicopter

- Also has a stockpile of weaponry, probably more than Connor

- Like the first Terminator, she's the governer of a state

Best feature: She's real

Weakness: Tina Fey

Arena: An Old Western Salloon

Vote!

Sarah Connor

Sarah Connor.