The Totally Awesome Chick Fight Deathmatch Championship League

Death Proof

Billie, Rosie & Varla from Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

(Lori Williams, Haji & Tura Satana)

Billie, Rosie & Varla from Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

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Death Proof girls have teamwork but basically they are posers just a little bit angry. Billie, Rosie & Varla are bad. And dangerous.

i vote for Billie, Rosie & Varla from Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

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that was bloody cool!!!

and i wouldn't look at rosario the same way again :| man, the chick can punch....

i don't see mary elizabeth winstead in that scene though, think the 3rd chick is zoe bell

the chick can punch?? DAYUM did ya see her broadway deathkick??

@ gigiriva... D.P girls are slightly angry posers?? seems to me when push scomes to shove,

theyre murdrers. the D.P. girls will just kill ya..not shake and shimmy 60's style at ya

my vote

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that's the dance of death

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Just saw the videos . As a side not those Kill Kill Kill belly dancers were hot .

@ gigiriva... D.P girls are slightly angry posers?? seems to me when push scomes to shove,

theyre murdrers. the D.P. girls will just kill ya..not shake and shimmy 60's style at ya

Actually the daners were on the side as a bonus. The actually girls stabbed their guys to death with big knives .

Knives + Fists > Fists

Kill, Kill, Kill x3 :morning: .

Winner: Kill! Kill! Kill! - 15

Death - 12

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I think Doutzy is stronger so

Doutzy x 2

Marisa x 1

What started out as just a little gentle ribbing about the loss of a 'VS Angel' contract (allegedly, let's not ruin the mood) - and the requisite flicking of wet towels as the girls gamboled about, quickly degenerated into something far more tawdry at the remark about early career "decisions" and how different their paths had been to get to this point...

And who, pray tell, was the wag who had emptied the plunge-pool of water and cunningly filled it with warm oil? As soon as Marisa had pushed Doutzen in there, at the mere mention of Perfect 10, the ruse was discovered as Ms. Kroes attempted to clamber out, slipping and sliding in nude glory. Grabbing an extant ankle, as Marisa skipped about at the side - taunting the Netherlander, Doutzen managed to haul the Californian into the viscous substance alongside her.

What followed was a melee of flailing oiled limbs and bouncing body parts as both ladies tried valiantly to gain any sort of purchase against the slick tiles and sheer surfaces. Eventually they helped each other to the side with an impromptu attempt at piggybacking which proved very indiscreet.

Exhausted, slumped in two separate pools of oil and sweat - and any modesty long since lost - they wriggled to the shower cubicle to wash the substance off of them. But a further misunderstanding regarding a "wears the soap?" joke, resulted in an resumption of hostility. Here Doutzen's superior stamina and milk-fed physique proved the deciding factor - as Marisa was pinned to the floor under a sturdy thigh.

Doutzen wins!

:rofl: Thanks for the story !

I don't know guys. Doutzen's got stronger arms and shoulders, but sometimes speed and skill goes a long ways. Marisa's boxing skills and dodges were looking pretty good in that video . I'm still undecided :morning: .

Doutzen x1 because she's physically fit

Marisa x2 because she's got the skills to beat Doutzen in the end

:rofl: Thanks for the story !

I don't know guys. Doutzen's got stronger arms and shoulders, but sometimes speed and skill goes a long ways. Marisa's boxing skills and dodges were looking pretty good in that video . I'm still undecided :morning: .

I think your proposed battlefield gives Doutzen the advantage though. Slippery floors and confined quarters necessitates a close proximity tussle. Grappling and wrestling will win this - and therefore gives her the edge...

Doutzen x3

I like both, but Dk seems stronger, so...

DK x2

MM x1

Marisa x3

Doutzen may be stronger but the slippery factor works more in Marisa's favor as if she's quick she can simply slip from of Doutzen's grab.. and her quick reflexes and fast punches can knock Doutzen on her butt!

Marisa x 3

boobs trump muscles

I'd think boobs would hurt more when hit

Doutzen x3