Battle of the Bods

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Vanessa_gxox

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Monika Jagaciak <3

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1.7

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2.6

From Miami With Love

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Fergetta

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Camp Cupcake

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Bregje Heine(ke)n

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Pretty, I chose the pictures and I think they are pretty good from all that I´ve found. I was going through the whole threads of more then 24 women for Joe to get the pictures and hell, I couldn´t use VS pictures, I couldn´t use SI pictures, and I have really enough of your "this-is-so-awful" talking you do all the time.

I´ve tried my best, and I got a load on my mind - and YOU should know how hard is to find good pictures sometimes. I´ve got little time to do with.

Howk.

Just remember, Biden wasn't elected. He was installed

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1. Cleavage Shot: Yes or No?

- No

2. Abs Shot - Yes or No?

- No

3. Leg Shot - Yes or No?

- Yes

4. Butt Shot - Yes or No?

- Yes [However 90% of it is covered]

Are those good pictures to display a body?

- No

Did you fail at finding required pictures.

- Iffy

btw it's not as hard as you think to find pictures... if you can't find unrecognizable pictures of the model, maybe they shouldn't been in this kind of contest were anonymity is golden, oh oh oh! VS shots ARE allowed, just not stuff from the runway. Also you've gone through 24 people, I've done several hundred in the past, and for this contest I've got 26 fully blocked and 5 more with the pictures that still need to be blocked. Not hard

btw, if you've had it with my "this-is-so-awful" talk, I've had it with the "this-is-so-passive-aggressive-pc-bullshit-that-60%-of-this-forum-does-all-the-time"

Have a GREAT day/evening *goes all pc .... can you see it Barron! I'm PC now lol*

@ Joe. 2.5 lolol <--- awesome

not with a BANG but a whimper...

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Parable Time

Once upon a time, there lived six blind men in a village. One day the villagers told them, "Hey, there is an elephant in the village today."

They had no idea what an elephant is. They decided, "Even though we would not be able to see it, let us go and feel it anyway." All of them went where the elephant was. Everyone of them touched the elephant.

"Hey, the elephant is a pillar," said the first man who touched his leg.

"Oh, no! it is like a rope," said the second man who touched the tail.

"Oh, no! it is like a snake," said the third man who touched the trunk of the elephant.

"It is like a big hand fan" said the fourth man who touched the ear of the elephant.

"It is like a huge wall," said the fifth man who touched the belly of the elephant.

"It is like a spear," Said the sixth man who touched the tusk of the elephant.

They began to argue about the elephant and everyone of them insisted that he was right. It looked like they were getting agitated. A wise man was passing by and he saw this. He stopped and asked them, "What is the matter?" They said, "We cannot agree to what the elephant is like." Each one of them told what he thought the elephant was like. The wise man calmly explained to them, "All of you are right. The reason every one of you is telling it differently because each one of you touched the different part of the elephant. So, actually the elephant has all those features what you all said."

"Oh!" everyone said. There was no more fight. They felt happy that they were all right.

Not really - it was a fucked up, scrambling, blind men bloodbath...

(+ For rounds 11 & 12: 2.5's are on me!!!)

Bregje Heine(ke)n

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Lol, Baron, great one.

I have one short story that I consider really great - Never argue with a fool – they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience!