Battle of the Bods

I hope none is offended by this . But since I know we have some animal lovers here (donbot, Jennka, frenchkiki...) I was curious if someone had some dog advice, because I'm not much of an expert with dogs. What do you do if a dog keeps erm...for lack of better words...having sex with your leg ? It seems like the sofa just doesn't satisfy him anymore. Is there some kind of dog escort service I guess to satisfy their hunger . I thought about taking him for a walk and hoping he can find true love, but then either I'd have to watch or leave him and if I leave him he could get lost, so I don't know what to do .

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I would love to have her body.

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same thing but i keep my butt

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What do you do if a dog keeps erm...for lack of better words...having sex with your leg

let him do it and enjoy!!

NO seriously... do u want a serious answer here or do u want me to pm you my serious answer?

how old is your hairy pervert?

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Joe the humane thing to do is to shoot him in the head

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AND HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA JOE. I can assure you, nearly every male dog i've ever met has decided to hump my legs....i don't know why? maybe i give off some allure that attracts a dog to my legs? i don't know...but even my own dog does it...h's rather pathetic though,poor boy.

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What do you do if a dog keeps erm...for lack of better words...having sex with your leg

let him do it and enjoy!!

NO seriously... do u want a serious answer here or do u want me to pm you my serious answer?

how old is your hairy pervert?

Well, that's pretty funny, but I could use the help so you can send me the message . And not sure about the age since he isn't actually even mine and my cousin adopted him, but I usually feed him when I see him since I always carry animal snacks (meat for the dogs and cats and seed for the birds, chip crumbs for the pigeons ).

Joe the humane thing to do is to shoot him in the head

Oh, my .

AND HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA JOE. I can assure you, nearly every male dog i've ever met has decided to hump my legs....i don't know why? maybe i give off some allure that attracts a dog to my legs? i don't know...but even my own dog does it...h's rather pathetic though,poor boy.

Wow, you too ? And almost every one ? Where do they get off ? No pun intended .

I would love to have her body.

4,9

same thing but i keep my butt

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Your butt is phenomenal :brows:

Lol, Joe

my dog kept doing the same (now he is too old to do so) and we always lessoned him and put him away until he calmed down, but I don´t really know if you can stop him from doing it

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Ok you all have pervert dog or what?!

My dog never did that to me because i clearly made him understand that I was the Alpha bitch in my home!

Joe if this is not yours there not much u can do when it comes to his education. But each time he does it just push him away and say "no" with a very load voice and wait for him to be calm before to give him something to eat or play with him. Because if he humps your leg and then u give him food the message you are sending to the dog is : He is the Alpha dog (dominant) you are the one who is dominated since u are the one giving the food. So don't give him food each time he does that to u because he will never stop. The very first thing to do with a dog when you arrive in home it's to ignore him. I know it's not easy but after a while he will understand he has to be calm to have your attention and food.

You're welcome Kikipedia at your service!

I see that kikipedia is a great place to go for an advice

Lol, Joe

my dog kept doing the same (now he is too old to do so) and we always lessoned him and put him away until he calmed down, but I don´t really know if you can stop him from doing it

Ok you all have pervert dog or what?!

My dog never did that to me because i clearly made him understand that I was the Alpha bitch in my home!

Joe if this is not yours there not much u can do when it comes to his education. But each time he does it just push him away and say "no" with a very load voice and wait for him to be calm before to give him something to eat or play with him. Because if he humps your leg and then u give him food the message you are sending to the dog is : He is the Alpha dog (dominant) you are the one who is dominated since u are the one giving the food. So don't give him food each time he does that to u because he will never stop. The very first thing to do with a dog when you arrive in home it's to ignore him. I know it's not easy but after a while he will understand he has to be calm to have your attention and food.

You're welcome Kikipedia at your service!

@ the emticon . And that all makes sense, though its apparently much deeper than I expected who knew there was a method to their madness :| . I guess even if I don't have him all the time, I can tell my cousin at least and we can both do it, thanks looks like Kikipedia to the rescue !

I see that kikipedia is a great place to go for an advice

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who knew there was a method to their madness

Ah JoeJoe! I am disappointed! Dogs have their own language and rules. This is not madness but communication. To your dog u are just another dog and he does with you what he will do with a real another dog. So be strong and u soon will be the Alpha Joe!!

Leg hump bump

who knew there was a method to their madness

Ah JoeJoe! I am disappointed! Dogs have their own language and rules. This is not madness but communication. To your dog u are just another dog and he does with you what he will do with a real another dog. So be strong and u soon will be the Alpha Joe!!

Wow, you seem to know a lot a bout dogs, about as much as I know about squirrels . Alpha Joe, I like that .

Leg hump bump

Yes, double bump . 2 votes for this and last one please ?

bump the leg!