ATTN: Metrosexuals

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t
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#2

!!!!!!!!

KEN IS SO SCARY.

GOOD THING I'M NOT BARBIE.

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#3

like i can understand the pecs and the biceps but i mean the face kinda kills it

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I heard barbie and ken broke up. I'm not even joking, I think I saw it on the news or something.

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#5

to add, that man is creepy.

t
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#6
I heard barbie and ken broke up. I'm not even joking, I think I saw it on the news or something.

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like i can understand the pecs and the biceps but i mean the face kinda kills it

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Ok, how about the ass?

t
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#8

if you think about it, the real "ken" and michael look similar now.

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#9

that's freaky

it's the male dolly pardon

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I heard barbie and ken broke up. I'm not even joking, I think I saw it on the news or something.

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they did. and sadly it was on the news....is nothing sacred anymore?!? what kind of world do we live in that ken and barbie--the supercouple to end all supercouples--break up?!

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#11

I bet you Ken is now with Ricardo, the Spanish male stripper from Barcelona.

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I bet you Ken is now with Ricardo, the Spanish male stripper from Barcelona.

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or midge's husband

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#13

Holy shit!

t
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#14

How do you all know he's gay?

For all I know, he could be with Barbie's younger sister...

was it Kelly? well, anyways, her.

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#15

"Guys that gorgeous must be gay"~ Gay guy in Sex & The City, referring to

male models in particular.

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How do you all know he's gay?

For all I know, he could be with Barbie's younger sister...

was it Kelly?  well, anyways, her.

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that would be statutory rape methinks.

t
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#17

Oh, i see....

I still truly think they secretly had an affair a while back, when he was with barbie...

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#18

well barbie was doing g.i. joe on the side anyway, so can we really blame ken?

t
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#19

Exactly! You understand me,

What I'm saying is that Barbie and Ken have equal rights to other fellow ... dolls.

... I wonder if after they finish operating on the Real Ken, might they make a Real Barbie??? eek.

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#20

god i dont want to know

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