Chicken Locked

there there

it will take time

i thought we could create the "BZers anonymous thread" which who be like a virtual group therapy

but it wouldn't be anonymous coz u have to be a member to post

everyone would have to swear to NOT look at the nick of the poster... We would just start each of our posts with a fake name... I, for isntance, could post:

"Ed - I've been addicted to BZ since december 7th". Understand ?

Taben - I smell like onions and throw coissants at people...please help me

. . . hilarious

Barry - My hair colour changes for some unknown reason....how do I fix this problem?

Taben - I smell like onions and throw coissants at people...please help me

:avada:

. . . hilarious

:avada:

Barry - My hair colour changes for some unknown reason....how do I fix this problem?

I've been on BZ since the start of time itself...

so what day did God create BZ on then? and how did he make you Ed? man was made from dust, woman from Adam's rib. were you cobbled together out of some Bunny body part 'cos that would explain your unnatural affinity with those untrustworthy bunny characters

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. 'Doesn't go into detail. 'doesn't need to explain it to you. He's got this massive brain, yours is so little.

You'd go, 'what?'

He'd go, 'Trust me.'

If he explained it to you, it'd ruin the enigma.

Anyway, God said let there be light, and there was light.

'Aw come on! That's amazing!'

He just made light up! It's not like he saw it on holiday and said 'that'd be good back on earth.' He just said 'let there be light' and there was.

Amazing.

And he probably didn't even need to say it, he did, but he could've just gone 'Mmp.' Perfect.

Which means that he created the heaven and the earth in the dark! How good is that? I'd be like, 'aaalllright, let's get a bit of light here. Hmm, alright, i need some planets.' - Ricky Gervais

that's brilliant!

I NEED to watch Ricky Gervais now

and Bunny is god

it's funnier when he talks about the Snake in the Garden of Eden and stuff

it's all in 'Ricky Gervais: Animals' . . .

shall see if it can be downloaded bought on DVD

Taben - I smell like onions and throw coissants at people...please help me

:avada:

Taben - I smell like onions and throw coissants at people...please help me

persuazn I like you

Ahaha I've got a french exchange student coming over for a week

I'll feed him Chinese food and then molester him :| ....preparation M is now in progress.

Ahaha I've got a french exchange student coming over for a week

I'll feed him Chinese food and then molester him :| ....preparation M is now in progress.

would so laugh if you got sent Taben

what if he has allergies? or he doesn't like Chinese? . . . . and what if he's fugly and smells? will you still molester him?

Taben - I smell like onions and throw coissants at people...please help me

persuazn I like you

Ahaha I've got a french exchange student coming over for a week

I'll feed him Chinese food and then molester him :| ....preparation M is now in progress.

really? coughs *click here*

oh that's awesome

I had one last year in Jul-Aug (can't remember)

lovely accent she was pretty too

Ahaha I've got a french exchange student coming over for a week

I'll feed him Chinese food and then molester him :| ....preparation M is now in progress.

would so laugh if you got sent Taben

what if he has allergies? or he doesn't like Chinese? . . . . and what if he's fugly and smells? will you still molester him?

....If it was Taben..I'd lock him up and never let him go.

I'll force him to eat it!

I guess I would,it would definitely be an experience to molester a smelly french fellow :|