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He's no Geoff Ogilvy but I'd probably consider it!

Would I have to give or receive? Because when I (inevitably) sell my story to the media that's the kind of detail they'll be wanting... <_<
Would I have to give or receive? Because when I (inevitably) sell my story to the media that's the kind of detail they'll be wanting... <_<
I imagine a champion athlete (golfer, lol) like Tiger would want to give. Maybe if he was in a generous mood he'd afford you the honour of going 'into the Woods'!

If he selects a wedge then I'm out of there.

What do you mean, "if" the opportunity presented itself? You mean to tell me Tiger hasn't hit you up yet?
Awkward... ![]()

First billionaire athlete? Oh hells yeah.
A lot of admirable candidness going on amongst the fellas, though nothing from the ladies. Speak up, you wenches!

Wenches? It would take a wench to sleep with Tiger.. If you ask me.
Gross. There's no way. He is just so full of himself, and this is going to sound really shallow (please don't call me a racist, I am absolutely not one) but I am so rarely attracted to anybody who is black.
And since he has nothing ELSE going for him, there's no way looks alone would do it for me. Blech. He's just so icky.

Gross. There's no way. He is just so full of himself, and this is going to sound really shallow (please don't call me a racist, I am absolutely not one) but I am so rarely attracted to anybody who is black.And since he has nothing ELSE going for him, there's no way looks alone would do it for me. Blech. He's just so icky.
It's to racist to state a prefrence
...I don't find black girls attractive either ![]()
Gross. There's no way. He is just so full of himself, and this is going to sound really shallow (please don't call me a racist, I am absolutely not one) but I am so rarely attracted to anybody who is black.And since he has nothing ELSE going for him, there's no way looks alone would do it for me. Blech. He's just so icky.
It's to racist to state a prefrence
...I don't find black girls attractive either
In this case it isn't but of course you can be racist when stating a preference. To suggest otherwise is utterly bizarre.

I'd take any chance to experience Tiger's Wood. He could drive his balls into my bunkers any time. I could keep going... :|
I'd take any chance to experience Tiger's Wood. He could drive his balls into my bunkers any time. I could keep going... :|
"I'll be right there, Eddy bear".


Yeah! He better make sure there's no rough down there.

Yeah! He better make sure there's no rough down there.
Watch out for golf clap!
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Gross. There's no way. He is just so full of himself, and this is going to sound really shallow (please don't call me a racist, I am absolutely not one) but I am so rarely attracted to anybody who is black.And since he has nothing ELSE going for him, there's no way looks alone would do it for me. Blech. He's just so icky.
To be honest, he always looked a little gay to me, so I was surprised by all this. He certainly does go for porn-star-looking types. Whereas his wife is just so flawlessly beautiful and classy-looking. Pity.

OMG! LOL! This thread has all the best golf sex puns.

Wenches? It would take a wench to sleep with Tiger.. If you ask me.
ha! You naughty! I knew it!
:brows:
as for the question:
hellz NO!
I just keep wondering what all these chicas saw (except for bank notes
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Its 1966, I'm Brian Wilson, SS is my brother Carl, TooBoku is Al Jardine and Baby is Tony Asher!!!
You guys would sleep with him, just to be considered another random slut? Why?