If the opportunity presented itself: would you have sex with Tiger Woods?
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Wenches? It would take a wench to sleep with Tiger.. If you ask me.ha! You naughty! I knew it!
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as for the question:
hellz NO!
I just keep wondering what all these chicas saw (except for bank notes
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Naughty? You would not think MEE a wench.. would you? 
I would think you would have better taste than this.. and besides what you have to offer is far to valuable to waste on someone like him.
You guys would sleep with him, just to be considered another random slut? Why?
That's easy.. Money and 15 minutes of fame. Some people would sell there souls for this.. and apparently some would just sell there butts. :evil:
Its 1966, I'm Brian Wilson, SS is my brother Carl, TooBoku is Al Jardine and Baby is Tony Asher!!!
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Let me dig up my old floral print shirts!
Does anyone remember that rather lame speech Samuel L. Jackson gives in the 2002 film Changing Lanes? The one about Tiger Woods. I like that film quite a bit but have always found that scene almost unwatchable.
"I hope you don't mind, but I was intrigued by your conversation. I just thought you were in advertising. So I want to give you my dream version of a Tiger Woods commercial, okay? There's this black guy on a golf course. And all these people are trying to get him to caddy for them, but he's not a caddy. He's just a guy trying to play a round of golf. And these guys give him a five-dollar bill and tell him to go the clubhouse and get them cigarettes and beer. So, off he goes, home, to his wife and to their little son, who he teaches to play golf. You see all the other little boys playing hopscotch while little Tiger practices on the putting green. You see all the other kids eating ice cream while Tiger practices hitting long balls in the rain while his father shows him how. And we fade up, to Tiger, winning four Grand Slams in a row, and becoming the greatest golfer to ever pick up a 9-iron. And we end on his father in the crowd, on the sidelines, and Tiger giving him the trophies. All because of a father's determination that no fat white man - like your fathers, probably - would ever send his son to the clubhouse for cigarettes and beer".
Let me dig up my old floral print shirts!
Ed is my brother Dennis, rockThesky is our father Murry...and Baby is Tony Asher!!!
"Who'd have thought it, Tiger is a cheetah" - by far my favourite pun/headline so far
It has now come to light that Tiger has had affairs with 9 women. That means he has actually done a full round of 18 holes, if you include the back nine..... 
It has now come to light that Tiger has had affairs with 9 women. That means he has actually done a full round of 18 holes, if you include the back nine.....
That made my day
I'd certainly have sex with him if I was a woman
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Woods always looks like he's about to start crying, he just has one of those faces. But I imagine that when he's in his sexual predatory state, he's the exact opposite. In fact I bet after he's finished he very calmly washes his penis in the sink and then makes a few casual callous remarks, as though he were in an old Bond movie!
Maybe 
. Would I have to put on a blonde wig ?
Maybe
Probably 
Does that bother you Joe?
eww. no.
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Nooo. He seems ni e snd friendly, not my type, and he is married