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Ohh I see. I see.

More blues for me and Lee then

I am suddenly privy to items of interest sought by man since the dawn of the plastic injection mold production system came about. Shhhh.....No one disturb them while they are in this state.

Do go on.

It's all about the tongue baby

No Joke. Now that we have reconciled momentarily....

Oh no, he's in on our secrets. We'll have to kill him now.

I am suddenly privy to items of interest sought by man since the dawn of the plastic injection mold production system came about. Shhhh.....No one disturb them while they are in this state.

Do go on.

It's all about the tongue baby

No Joke. Now that we have reconciled momentarily....

Momentarily? with a tongue that can catch an onion ring, I'm sticking with you for life!

Oh no, he's in on our secrets. We'll have to kill him now.

*cue the killing curse*

Tie a cherry stem, and then you can call me

Tie a cherry stem, and then you can call me

Alright, what'd I tell you about WHORING YOURSELF AROUND

Tie a cherry stem, and then you can call me

The real question is can YOU do that?

Cause if you can... give me a call :brows:

This.. it's not working anymore. :persuazn:

Tie a cherry stem, and then you can call me

The real question is can YOU do that?

Cause if you can... give me a call :brows:

She's lucky if she can tie her shoes in the morning.

I'd have to find them first.

Contrary to popular belief the "Cherry Stem Variation" is notoriously unsatisfying to the average female. :morning:

It's difficult to get any kind of consistancy with the motion when you are attempting this manuever.

Of course with the proper amount of skill, I suppose it could be accomplished with ease. *practices*

I really would prefer that no cylindrical objects be used in my death sentence, I think you ladies owe me that much, cuz that's just evil and wrong. :|

Yeah, I type slow.....dragging out my sentence before ya'll kill me for knowing too much.

Contrary to popular belief the "Cherry Stem Variation" is notoriously unsatisfying to the average female. :morning:

So what you're really saying is that you once tried it on a girl and she asked, what the fuck are you doing Mike?

Precisely. Had to start somewhere.

It's amazing how quickly you learn though when you're put on the spot like that. *hehe*

Contrary to popular belief the "Cherry Stem Variation" is notoriously unsatisfying to the average female. :morning:

So what you're really saying is that you once tried it on a girl and she asked, what the fuck are you doing Mike?

From what Meghan told me after he tried that, she had to ask if he was having a seizure or something.

Contrary to popular belief the "Cherry Stem Variation" is notoriously unsatisfying to the average female. :morning:

So what you're really saying is that you once tried it on a girl and she asked, what the fuck are you doing Mike?

From what Meghan told me after he tried that, she had to ask if he was having a seizure or something.

ohhhhh she went THERE

Contrary to popular belief the "Cherry Stem Variation" is notoriously unsatisfying to the average female. :morning:

So what you're really saying is that you once tried it on a girl and she asked, what the fuck are you doing Mike?

From what Meghan told me after he tried that, she had to ask if he was having a seizure or something.

ohhhhh she went THERE

At least I just talked about it and I was like every other person. I didn't really, literally go THERE. Yet.

That was a joke by the way. :|