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dunno but i heard american guys are not that good at sex so it must be something else

dunno but i heard american guys are not that good at sex so it must be something else

that's true

what bout aussie guys ?

How would I know

I'm the Virgin Mary

i have never slept with any american guys but i can tell from what i heard :trout:

You could have heard something

i have never slept with any american guys but i can tell from what i heard :trout:

You could have heard something

Do u believe everything u hear?

I heard that sex is overrated and guys boast about nothing

what a strange thread.

by the way, they broke up. but you didnt hear it from me.

(taben- unfortunately, american guys do suck at it. ) you didn't hear that from me either.

is Franneh coming back now then?

damn u Fran :avada: u better come back :persuazn:

let's hope she breaks up with her b/f

j/k

I mean no agreed

what does her bf have that BZ doesn't? <_<

cause we have dicks of our own... like Barry

:persuazn:

:rofl:

*inserts Team America "dicks, pussies and assholes" speech thing here* . . .

I have yet to watch Team America. I should but I can;t be bothered

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

*dashes to local video store*

:laugh:

well. how do you know all your dicks combined is bigger than her bf's? hmmm?

how do you know Fran then?

:laugh:

well. how do you know all your dicks combined is bigger than her bf's? hmmm?

because he has ze tiny tiny speedos

^ ah but they are not so tiny... only tiny after a loooong water polo match. just add water!

I've known good ol' Frannie for about 7 years... we go to the same school, Penn. And we're best friends.

probably because we share so many similar hobbies, e.g. speedo-watching.

Unfortunately, I don't flash. We all say she's been blessed with THAT gift.

I do however skinny dip.

...

hmmm...skinny dipping....call (818) 212- ****

^ ah but they are not so tiny... only tiny after a loooong water polo match. just add water!

I've known good ol' Frannie for about 7 years... we go to the same school, Penn. And we're best friends.

probably because we share so many similar hobbies, e.g. speedo-watching.

Unfortunately, I don't flash. We all say she's been blessed with THAT gift.

I do however skinny dip.

...

i heard that only ze tiny tiny one fit him and since "i am big like a can of pepsi" i'm afraid that there's only one winner

that's cool who's gonna be the BZ honorary flasher now then? you girls and your speedo watching

so we have a Fran substitute on our hands?