The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned

what are you guys doing to this poor girl 

On 11/23/2015 at 9:22 PM, Siemgi said:

The Candice doll, buy one, get the other one for free!

that's Romee btw, not Candy

19 hours ago, Syria said:

what are you guys doing to this poor girl 

 

 

that's Romee btw, not Candy

No, it's not. It's you missing the point.

Angel Vita

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Our minds will depart from their corporeal shells and merge

with the infinite consciousness of Victoria's Secret!!

This is our Ascension!!!

Jasmine: Ever wanted to feel like a princess?

[English lady voice] Victoria's Secret Introduces: A Whole New Bra TM

Let your heart decide and give your prince a new fantastic point of view by taking him wonder by wonder.

With our new three cup psuh-up, there's no one to tell you no or where to go!

Unbelievable sights, indescribable feelings! You will feel like you're soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky!

Shining, shimmering, splendid. A hundred thousand things to see. You're like a shooting star!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

#Nevah4Get

On 11/24/2016 at 2:47 PM, Siemgi said:

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

#Nevah4Get

Dead too! I hope yours was happy and full of good memories. (for everyone else, I hope it was a good Thursday for you all)

So y'all, I have a confession to make!

I know who is wearing the fantasy bra. In fact I have known for a while but didn't want to put my trusted source in jeopardy, so I just dropped some ambiguous hints, pm'd my besties and enojyed the suffering of those not in the know.

But my source has been fired by Monica Mitro because her hips got larger, so, here we go!

VS has been doing some super secret fitting with Behati, which is why she had the bag you all saw.

While the other girls were in Aspen, VS was extending her fantasy bra to fit her new boobies now that's she's pregnant with Sandy Green (or Clay Purple, if it's a boy).

She didn't go to Japan, she was just in a manga store to throw y'all off.

I give you

The 2017 Lactating Angel Mommy Fantasy Bra!

It clips in the front so that she can breastfeed.

@Siemgi I knew the real Queen Bee couldn't miss the VSFS and give everyone her COMEBACK

LMAOOOOO

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

3 hours ago, toodarnhot said:

 

Lolk Lais!

Be a diva because you got that shiny Fantasy Bra and refuse to pose with the lesser girls but know that

1) Jasmine had one too

2) You only got this one because Behati's husband forgot to pull out and you girls wear the same size!

3) Two words: Marisa Miller!

You'll get nowhere with that stank attitude!

On 11/24/2016 at 3:47 PM, Siemgi said:

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

#Nevah4Get

Please don't post this horrendous picture of cultural disrespect 🤢🤮

So, what do you guys think of Behati's purple fantasy bra? I personally like it. I think it makes her boobs pop!

Thank God it's not starvation ice queen Elsa!