Family Guy
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POW! Right in the kisser!
Meg: I kinda miss Uncle PatrickLois: Don't worry! I promised we could visit him once a month
Chris: We can be his period!
Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!
Peter: Aww man! I hate Trivial Pursuit, it always makes me feel so stupid.
Brian: More stupid then that time you locked your keys out of the car?
(Cut to Peter inside the car with his keys lying outside his car door.)
Peter: Damn it! Hey! Hey! Somebody! Hey! Sir! Sir! Sir! You see those keys there? Sir! Si-! (man walks away) Screw you! (Sticks a bent straight hanger out of his window and trys to catch the keys on the hanger. The keys fall.) Oh waahhaahaaa!
Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
Quagmire: Peter, I can remember a dozen times when you've saved our asses
(Peter walks through a door holding a sword,like in Pulp Fiction, to his friends tied up and gagged)
Peter Griffin: Yeah, too bad I got there after the sodomy.
"Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!" - Glen Quagmire
Meg: I miss Uncle Patrick.
Lois: Don
Omg, the puke scene, HI-LA-RI-OUS
Omg, the puke scene, HI-LA-RI-OUS
That really cracked me up. I loved that one,LMAO
rotfl! omg i didnt even have to click to know what clip you were talking about! choice hilarity
Omg, the puke scene, HI-LA-RI-OUS
Bawahaha that was cool !
I loved that scene. That had to be one of the best scenes. That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel
I love the evil monkey too 
look at all the prostitutes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
7. 7 prostitutes.
hehehehe
Haha i saw that one lol, it was yesterday's episode i think 
That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel
That scene rocked! I literally laughed so hard that I had to play it back to hear what I missed!
That and Stewie's commentary on Brian's novel
That scene rocked! I literally laughed so hard that I had to play it back to hear what I missed!
by the time it was done I had to force myself to breathe and I was clutching my stomach cause it hurt so much from all the laughter
STewie is the best
"I said vaccum!!"
Lois: Oh my God, what happened, Jimmy?Stewie: Yes Jimmy, what happened?
Jimmy: I... fell.
. . . i sooooo love the episode where all the British people go to Quahog and buy up the bar!!! the stereotypes and accents and stuff crack me up
*bumps*
bwhaha! yo! in a little game that one might call "voiding teh llamas ipod warranty" ive modded my ipod to have a family guy theme! Bwhaha it rocks im gonna have to take some piccies