Have You Ever...

nope

have you ever been in shock?

ive seen a celebrity in person...

yes I've been in shock

have you ever laughed til you cried?

yep

hae you ever seen something scary?

define that something :|

have you ever been to a nude beach?

no

have you ever been to Slovenia?

nope.

have you ever seena ghost?

yes

have you ever been to ibiza?

i dont know where that is.

have you ever loved sour cream?

yes

have you ever liked fried rice?

yes

have you ever eaten duck?

roast duck

have you ever eaten doo-doo?

what's that?hehe

have you?

its crap

and NO WAY

have you ever looked at crap?

yes

have you?

i guess

have you ever smelt someones fart?

No, I have small slits like reptiles eyelids over the end of my nostrils and any offending odour is immediately directed away, downards and into my mouth most likely.

Have you ever had the shit kicked out of you?

no

have you ever been suspended from school?

Nope I was a good girl

Have you ever given birth to a child?

I excreted Bon Jovi heads once, but never a child.

Good times.

have you ever ridden a farm animals bar a horse.

?