Have You Ever...

Haha, in fact, i lost it Monday <_< With all my cards and stuff

Have you ever taken ballet classes?

nope

Have u ever wanted to take ballet classes?

nope

have you ever grown an "Afro"?

no.

have you ever thought about leaving everything behind and moving to the Caribbic?

Not really.

Have you ever laughed at someone else, and felt bad afterwards, because you realised that the person you were laughing at, is actually very similar to yourself?

yep!

have you ever been so tired youve feared that you might end up passing out in a public place?

nope

Have u ever jumped off a balcony?

yes, a little tiny one. it was only a few feet off of the floor though so it's kinda debatable.

have you ever shot your teacher with a pea-shooter?

no

Have u ever queefed? (looks at ed)

i did but that was before the operation

i should point out that out no point in my life have i been capable of doing 'vaginal farts' partly because i have never been a woman nor have procured and transplanted female genitalia into my body . . .

it's hard to come to terms with but it's true . . .

have you ever done 'the worm'?

The worm as in the breakdance move?

I've attempted it a few times

Have u ever wanted to throw something at a breakdancer?

not. i have consider stamping on or kicking one though. . . . *runs away before break-dancin Andrea chases me*

have you ever killed a bunny? *looks at Andrea *

never

Have u ever severely injured a bunny? *looks at Barry* :|

no

have you ever caught a fish?

yes

have you ever got caught checking yourself out in the mirror....?

yes

Have u ever broken a mirror?

No

Have you ever fell on the street and no one helped you ?

bwhaha probably *gathers up dignity and scuttles off*

have you ever as a prank put someones phone number onto some kind of sex chatroom ?

heh it happened to my friend she was getting all these calls *amused*

nope

Have u ever pranked someone with your caller ID on?

llama doesnt have caller id or anything

have you ever superglued your fingers together for fun?