Have You Ever...

Odd enough yes lol

Have you ever vomited in public?

I didn't mean this one: :trout:, I meant it as in literally hit by a fish

Nope.

Have you ever touched a supermodel?

No

Have you ever slapped one of your classmates ?

No, i punched one in the middle of class though

Have you ever forgotten a whole night due to booze?

Yeah one minute I was there... the other someone was waking me up in the morning.

Have you ever cryed in public?

Nope

Have you ever ridden a moped to work?

No

Have you ever hugged a tree?

yes it was a special tree to me

Have you ever dated a tree?

No, I have been married to a swing set though.

Have you ever been slapped by Bruno?

not yet but waiting

Have you ever jumped over a blue moon?

No

Have you ever turned into a werewolf?

I think last Sunday but i don't remember much.

Have you ever been followed?

No, but Ive had a 40 y/o man stare into my window for 10 minutes, it was scary

Have you ever spied on someone?

yes lol my gf at work, only cuz i was there to surprise her with a gift.

Have you ever started back at that old man?

Lol no, I was too busy figuring out which escape route I'd take if he climb in via the window

(I was smart enough to leave it open, eventhough it was midnight and I was alone)

Have you ever been put inside a locker?

Nope i put people in lockers lol

Have you ever dialed 911 or equivalent ?

Nope

Have you?

Gladly nope

Are u also a funny monkey?

No, I'm a funky monkey

Have you ever been a mascot for a sports team?

Not haven't yet

Have you????