Have You Ever...

Nope.

Have you ever been fired from your job?

No, the mother of the kid I was supposed to babysit just never called again

Have you ever helped a cat get out of a tree?

Did the cat deserve it? <_<

Ever been in a petting zoo?

Yes

Have you ever been to a safari ?

No

Have you ever been on a cruise?

Nope.

Have you ever been to Canada?

Yes

Have you ever been to Mexico

Nope.

Have you ever been to Brazil?

Nope

Have you ever been to England?

Yes.

Have you ever been to Afghanistan?

Yes

Have you been to Egypt?

No, but I want to go.

Have you ever held a real gun in your hand?

Yes (Former Army)

Have you ever fired a real weapon?

...Only in video games

Have you ever touched a dolphin?

Yes

Have you ever skydived?

Not yet

Have you ever changed a diaper?

Too Many

Have you ever skied?

Nope

Have you ever rode a horse?

Yes

Have you ever been to a rodeo?

Nope.

Have you ever been in a prison?