Have You Ever...

Nope but I climbed Mt. Sierra Mist does that count? Refreshing!

Have you ever seen a UFO before?

Nope.

...seen a shooting star?

Yes. Many.

Farted and feigned innocence when confronted?

Yes

...been to a 3rd world country?

No

Have you ever been attacked by a dog?

Yes

...had a conversation with an animal (ex. mewing back & forth w/ your cat)?

^ What type of breed was it?

LOL, I talk to the in-laws dogs all the time Freaky part, they know whats up!

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?

^ German Shepard. I was 6 or 7. Luckily no major scars or anything.

No.

...fell into a toilet?

German Shepard! Those (can be) are killing machines! Thank goodness you came out of that relatively unscathed then

YES!

Have you ever been hit so hard you laughed and cried in tandem?

Nope

Have you ever accidentlly swallowed a whole bunch of pool and/or beach water before?

YES, several times

Have you ever found some money in the street, by random i mean ?

Coins often. Once $20!

Been so sick you slept on the bathroom floor next to the toilet?

Yes, but only for a few seconds. XD

Have you ever just woke in a bad for no apparent reason?

Bad mood?  Yes, probably many times. One time in high school I woke up in a bad mood but then I remembered I had dreamt I had a test 1st period that I didn't have irl so then I was quite happy. (I used 6 I's in that sentence )

Knocked on a house's front door and ran away?  Tee-hee.

^ I stay, they just might have candy when they open the door

Have you ever had insects as a main course?

Nope 

Have you ever got gum in your hair?

Nope but on my eyeglasses yes

Have you been involved in politic ?

Election-wise no. Opinion wise; yes.

Have you ever scuba dived? 

Yes

Have you ever punched someone on the nose?

Yes, one time when I was little.

Have you ever gotten mad over something silly?