Have You Ever...

Yes! 4 times Die Hard 

Have you ever been jealous on your internet friends?

yes

Have you ever forgotten a family member's birthday?

Yes, my father

...lied to a policeman ? 

Yes..

on purpose destroyed a date??

I'll destroy these bad boys anytime. Too damn sweet. 

Have you ever fainted?

Can't say I have

Have you ever been to Disneyland?

Yes

Have you ever thrown water balloon at somebody?

Of course, gotta love summer as a kid

Have you ever thrown up on someone?

Yup

Have you ever been in Holland?

No

Have you ever been in Paris??

Yes

Have you ever go outside naked?

In the pool yes

Have you ever been snorkeling?

Tried and failed.

Have you ever jumped to a pool in clothes?

Yep, not the best idea

Have you ever been on a horse?

No.  No jail could hold me anyways.  And no ladies either.

Have you ever been on a sports team?

No

Have you ever been a best man?

Not a man but yes.

Have you ever tried to commit suicide?

No

have you been abroad for work ?

No

Have you ever lived in another country then where you were born?