Have You Ever...

Have you ever spray peppermint in a dog's eyes

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No

Have you ever been chosen over a much prettier girl?

Yes

Have you ever been more then 4 hours late on a date?

Yes

Have you ever dated a guy that dwarfed you?

No.  Nobody dwarfs me.  That is when you get locked in a closet with a dwarf.

Have you ever written a strongly worded letter and sent it?

Yes

Have you ever been on safari?

Yes, with my dentist friend

Have you ever been attacked by an animal?

Yes

Have you ever tasted dried camel meat?

No.

Have you??

No

Have you ever been in Europe?

No

Have you ever kill a snake

No, I adore snakes!

Have you ever worn the same underwear two days in a row?

Probably. When I was a kid.

Have you ever worn no underwear two days in a row?

No

Have you ever been member of a college debate team?

Fuck no

have you ever been someone else?

I'm Batman

Ever worn someone else's underwear?

yes

have you ever been robbed ?

Yes

Have you ever not speaked to your mom for a month?

No

Have you ever found a worm in your bathtub?

No

Have you ever tried to burp the alphabet? No? Try