Have You Ever...

Yes

Have you ever lied about where you live?

No

Have you ever played soccer with the guys?

Yes

Have you ever thrown trash out your car window?

No

Have you ever cut your own hair?

Yes

Have you ever laughed so hard so you peed your pants?

when I was little

Have you ever failed hold your pee for any reason?

Yes 

Have you ever lean back in a chair and fall over?

Yes

Have you ever made weird sounds kissing somebody?

I don't know

Have you ever changed your own tire?

I never had a flat tire

Have you ever fallen in love with one of your teachers?

Yes  <_<

Have you ever get lost in a corn maze and couldn't find your way out? 

No

Have you ever been ticketed by a policeman?

Yes 

Have you ever been on a blind date?

No

Have you ever forgotten that your doing laundry and forget to put your clothes in the dryer

No

Have you ever been in a airplane without using the belt when instructed?

No

Have you ever forgotten where you park and can't find your car within an hour later.

No

Have you ever forgotten where you park and can't find your car within an hour later.

No

Have you ever forgotten where you park and can't find your car within an hour later.

No

 Have you ever ate something you dropped on the floor?

I do this all the time

Have you ever eaten something disgusting to win a bet?