Have You Ever...

No.

Have you?  

Yes  

Have you ever visited a nudist beach ?

No.

Have you ever been beyond either the arctic or antarctic circle? 

Yes ... arctic 

Have you ever found a snake in your country house?

No. But I saw a snake the other day while cycling  

Have you ever been expelled from a class for playing chess? 

No

Have you ever been too drunk to f*ck?  

Too.

Have you ever made your microwave to explode fire?

No, but once, my microwave made an omelette all alone   

Have you ever ate insects as meal ?

Eww. No.

Have you ever have use the opposite gender bathroom in public. Because the other one was closed?

Yes .... I don't mind. The opposite sex has the problem  

have you ever used braces? 

No. I have a natural beautiful smile. That is one of the compliment I get all the time.

Have you ever eaten Wasabi accidentally thinking it was avocado?

I didn't know what wasabi is before reading this  

Have you ever been in Mexico?

No

Have you ever appreciated a sunset?

Yes

Have you ever constructed something with lego bricks?

Yes 

Have you ever received or given a donkey punch?

Just now, Isabell said:

Yes 

can I borrow that guy?

No

Have you ever had thoughts of murdering someone?  

No

Have you...?  

Maybe 

Have you ever dreamed about Candice?  

I don't remember. Maybe  

Have you ever broken a guitar string?