Have You Ever...
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No
Have you ever eaten that much you got sick?
No, but I've gotten the meat sweats before.
Have you ever skipped school?
Yes
Have you ever dated a girl with an undershave haircut?
No, but I'm not against it.
Have you ever been hit by a car while you were riding your bike?
No .... moving much faster than anything that could potentially hit me .... effectively eliminating any collision possibilities 
Have you ever wished to be a girl? 
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No
Have you ever wished to be a man?
Yes 
Have you ever seen a car accident happening while driving on very same road?
Yes
Have you ever been to the Middle East?
Yes .... and to Middle West on my way to the Far West
Have you ever gambled in Las Vegas?
Yes
Have you ever been on a cruise?
Yes
Have you ever worked on board?
Yes
Have you ever had a one night stand?
No 
....dated someone who's married?
No
Have you ever binged watched a tv show?
Yes!
...tripped over a pet?
Yes
Have you ever been to a pro wrestling event?
No
Ever been part of a pro wrestling event? 
No
Have you ever eaten BBQ beef brisket?
No 
Have you ever watched a Lakers game live?
Yes
Have you ever been to the Olympic games?