Have You Ever...

Yes

Have you ever been to a NASCAR event?

No .... only F1

Have you ever been hospitalized in the ER?

Yes

Have you ever seen the Pillars of Hercules?

Yes

Have you ever lost a flight?

No... have to be in one to lose one. Most people in school were intimidated by my size, but I'm a nice goofball.

Have you?

not a fight ..... a flight

I've lost flights

Have you ever used an emergency exit?

Yes

Have you ever been to Ohio?

I'm not telling you  

Have you ever been to Oslo?

No

Have you ever been to Sedona, AZ?

I'm not telling you

Have you ever been running to correct mistakes done by other frakking people?

Yes

Have you?

Yes

Have you ever eaten triple the dose you usually eat?

Yes

Have you ever been in the military?

No

Have you ever sailed with a navy vessel?

No

Have you ever sailed an aircraft carrier?

No

Have you ever visited USS Missouri?

No

Have you ever been to San Diego?

I'm not telling you

Have you ever sang in the rain?

Yes

Have you?

No

have you ever lie about your age?