Lingerie/Undergarment ect. Commercial Competition

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#481

VS- 0.5

Sloggi- 2

Akemi- 0.5

Triumph- 1.5

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#482

VS What is Sexy: 2

Not even close to being their best imo, also music sucks..

Sloggi Underwear: 0.1

Sloggi is in special Olympics for lingerie commercials, but he's not winning.

Akemi: 1

Oh Prease... Missing pew pew pew's

Triumph Maximizer: 1

See Sloggi + DIAF

It's like Harry Potter vs. Ron playing World of Warcraft

"Jay, if you hand one more insult my way, i will get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."

Jay: "Very well then, unguard!"

FUCK OFF, JAKE!

@ BOLLOCKS

Joe my new obsession is listening to the English bitch at each other... POST MOAR prease

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#483

*edit* wow ah sure is good to have sound back .

Well, I guess you'll love this one then (even though you don't like kids). The original version of this is I think Youtube's most popular video ever. I didn't use the original to avoid giving it more views . I think it may be one of the worst of all time, but it seems everyone I know who has seen this thinks its either cute or funny .

0.o

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#484

VS: 5

Sloggi: 1

Akemi: 1

Triumph: 1

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#485
And since you you just knocked half of those out of contention

Sorry

VS IPEX: 2. Gisele looked good, otherwise it'd have been a 1

Mode Marie Bra #1: Ugly bra. Pretty girl though 1.5

Striptease: It's an improvement from the other commercial and would've been an ok commercial IF she wasn't pregnant :| 1.5

Jennifer Hawkins Lovables #1: 2.3

VS What is Sexy 2002: 5

Sloggi Underwear : Oh hell no 1

Akemi # 1: pretty girls 3

Triumph Maximizer # 5: 1.

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#486

No words can describe how much I hate "charlie bit me" in ANY way or look or version. No words can also describe my immense horror from people who consider it "cute" or even "funny". JESUS!!!

Triumph Eco Chic - 3

Target Lingerie - 1

VS cotton - 3

Irina Sheik Triumph - 3

Bar Rafaeli Bonita de mas 2 - 2

Triumph - 2

VS 2010 Michael Bay - 5

Fortnight CPR - 1

Davenport - 5

Petra Nemcova Playtex - 4

Miranda Kerr - 2

Adriana Lima - 5

VS what is sexy 2001 - 5

Passionata 3 - 4

Irina 2009 - 3

VS IPEX - 3,5

Mode Marie Bra - 4

Striptease - 1

Jennifer Hawkins - 3,5

VS what is sexy 2002 - 5

Sloggi underwear - 1

Akemi - 1

Triumph - 3

And now I´m DEAD.

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#487

:|

Wasn't expecting to have missed so much. I'll keep it brief with the catch-up votes...

Irina Sheik Triumph V Shape - 3

Bar Rafaeli Bonita de Mas - 3.5 (But a 7/10 idiot split - bad luck, Bar)

Triumph Cosmetic Bra Spa - 2

VS Michael Bay - 3.5 (Absolutely hilarious. Was anyone else expecting it to end in a shootout?)

Fortnight CPR - 4.5 (Predictably)

Davenport Underwear # 1 - 3 (Weird theme, but very vibrant and colourful)

Petra Playtex - N/A (Couldn't watch this one, but the still image of Petra is worth at least a 3)

Miranda Kerr VS Air Push Up - 2

Adriana Lima Angels in Venice VS - 2.5

VS What is Sexy - 4

Passionata #3 - 2

Irina Sheik Nuovissima Intimissimi 2009 - 2

VS IPEX - 5 (Probably in my top 3 so far)

Mode Marie Bra #1 - 2 (Mildly amusing)

Hotmilk Striptease - 1.5 (Better than the last one, at least)

Jennifer Hawkins Lovables #1 - N/A (Couldn't watch this one either, unfortunately)

VS What is Sexy 2002 - 3.5 (I must admit though, I caught myself thinking "trip her over" at 0:14 )

Sloggi - 1.5

Akemi #1 - 2 (Liked the graphics)

Triumph Maximizer #5 - 1.5

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#488

VS What is Sexy 2002 - 3

Great in comparison to a lot of ads, but not to theirs.

Sloggi Underwear - 1

Ah, 80s hairdos :yuckky:

Akemi # 1 - 2

Very pretty girls. But the rest is just too.. ^_^

Triumph Maximizer # 5 - 1.5

Pretty funny idea, but acting fail

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#489

VS - 5

Sloggi - 1

Akemi - 2.5

Triumph - 3.5

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#490

Welcome back Mike* and Jennks . Pretty much everyone who's voted the last 10 or so rounds has voted so I think we can move on .

Hope no one minds doing the biofits together . And if no one objects to that I guess we can finish the "What is Sexys" in the same round ?

I'll use the real names for those that qualify (if any qualify) for the next round...but for now, to avoid confusion I'll name them by the first name of who's in it...

Adriana & Karolina

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie

Adriana & Emanuela

Adriana

Marisa & Doutzen

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#491

Adriana & Karolina - 2.5

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie - 1.5 - Had potential, but I think they could have distributed the frames better and so many models in such brief flickers for such a short spot no one but Ale really got much of a chance to shine.

Adriana & Emanuela - 2.5

Adriana - 2

Doutzen & Marisa - 2.5 - ah...to have the head of one and body of the other ...That is the Marisa's charisma and Doutzen's stregnth .

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#492

Biofit #1-5 : 1 I find them all absolutely and utterly boring

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#493

Adriana & Karolina: 1

- This is when VS commercials really started to get bad. Boring, to short, and almost zero "face time" for the actual product they are trying to sell us. Plus annoying voice over.

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie: 1

- See above

Adriana & Emanuela: 1

See above

Adriana: 1

/facepalm see above

Marisa & Doutzen: 1.5

- Because Marisa is hot.

How do you go from Angels in Venice. What is Sexy 2002 to ^ those?

VS has been putting up the same recycled commercials for years, and the bra's always look the same.

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#494
Biofit #1-5 : 1 I find them all absolutely and utterly boring

I was trying to be as fair as I could, but my interrest in all is 1-1.5 .

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#495

VS- 4.5

Akemi- 1

Sloggi- 1

Triumph- 2.5

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#496

Adriana & Karolina - 2 ~ Hate the voice

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie - 1

Adriana & Emanuela - 3.5 ~Adri looked so lovely

Adriana - 3 ~Once again, Adriana looked stunning

Doutzen & Marisa - 1 ~ Voice is back

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#497

Adriana & Karolina - 4

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie - 1.5

Adriana & Emanuela - 3

Adriana - 5

Doutzen & Marisa - 1.5

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#498

Adriana & Karolina - 1, too short.

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie- 1.5 What was the point of putting all those models in one commercial if they only appeared for 1 second...if that...

Adriana & Emanuela-3, because of Manu ...DUH.

Adriana- 2, didn't like the stupid voice, pretty bra though & adri looked nice.

Marisa & Doutzen - 2, Because Doutzen is hot.

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#499

Adriana & Karolina: 2

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie: 1

Adriana & Emanuela: 2

Adriana: 3 Only because Adriana is really beautiful

Doutzen & Marisa: 1

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#500

Adriana & Karolina - 1.5

Eh.

Alessandra, Doutzen, Candice, Gracie, Flavia and Rosie - 4

Most of the girls look fantastic. Although the editing is really fast and sharp, it flows really nicely, and the shots are wonderful

Adriana & Emanuela - 3

Points mainly for Ema. She needs to be in more ads, dammit

Adriana - 2

Eh. Love the shot at the end though.

Marisa & Doutzen - 1.5

Annoying editing

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