Top Ten Celebrities You Would Spend A Night With

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#161

Leo DiCaprio

Mark Wahlberg

Eddie House

James Franco

James Marsden

Paul Rudd

Carmelo Anthony

Bruno Mars

Johnny Depp

Josh Groban

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#162

Haha, funny, I just discovered this thread

Brad Pitt

Johnny Depp

Christian Bale

Clive Owen

Gary Oldman

Alan Rickman

Jared Leto

Al Pacino

Javier Bardem

Jude Law

... as for the girls ...

Angelina Jolie

Laetitia Casta

Daria Werbowy

Freja Beha Erichsen

Vanessa Ferlito

Rosario Dawson

Juliette Lewis

Dita von Teese

Charlotte Gainsbourg

Bette Franke

... not surprisingly I've got a broader taste in girls, I just wonder why god didn't make me a lesbian but I guess that's one of his little jokes ...

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#163

^ Best joke EVER!

My revised TOP 10 list

1. Barbara Palvin

2. Adriana Lima

3. Nina Agdal

4. Xenia Deli

5. Shanina Shaik

6. Michelle Vawer

7. Dioni Tabbers

8. Cintia Dicker

9. Marloes Horst

10. Natasha Barnard

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#164

I've always found the models more beautiful than the actresses or any of the others. Actresses and celebrities are usually too 'ordinary' looking to me, and the mass media productions that they're in tend to make them less attractive rather than more. Besides for Naomi Watts and a few others, seeing and hearing these people talk in artificial environments just doesn't do it for me. I prefer to see models, and see them as blank slates and see that I be the one who fills in their personalities. The photographer does the rest.

I used to live near Soho and I often saw models walking out of the offices there. Riding bikes, getting out of taxis. They've always physically stood out on these busy streets. People, men and women, would turn their heads to look at them. I remember walking on broadway once and this six foot tall blonde was biking alongside the thoroughfare. She forgot to bundle up her hair, and the velocity turned her hair into a 'kite'. She was riding on a old-fashioned bike- you know, the type with big wheels rather than the New Age uglies people use now. It enhanced her.

...So at the time I wondered if she caused any traffic accidents that day..

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And a close relative of mine was a model, and I've partied with and know people who model. A memorable experience of mine was having lunch with a model in a restaurant and, during the course of it all, she told me a fascinating tale of her life in modeling, its difficulties, and her hopes & dreams. She had just won a significant contract with H&M. As a person, she loosely resembled Hanne Gaby and sitting across from her allowed me to appreciate her appearance. She was 5'11.5''. She was more eccentric looking than 'beautiful', and had very fine features. Small head, thin shoulders, arms, and legs. Her skin was very white and delicate. But everything was really 'long' for a woman. I mean, I remember holding her hands and finding them so, elongated, thin & cold. She even brought a thick portfolio with cut-out pictures of her during the date and the material was so convoluted that I could not decifer its meaning. In fact, in most of the pictures..I could hardly recognize that the 'people' depicted in there was her!

When the date was over, she remarked something interesting and rather profound (along the lines of...): 'we models are genetic freaks of nature. If the lords had a different vision and wanted different type of person- say 'normals' then we would be out of work'. I don't remember her exact words, but that comment stood out.

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I'm trying to think about which model I 'lust' and it's actually not quite as easy as I expected. I see them as figures of beauty rather than something sexual. I like perhaps 35+ different models, and my interests only expand with time.

Besides for liking tall women the most, I have a thing for large, intimidating and expressive eyes. I like very long, thin legs and sexy torsos so there's that. :-p

My Lust List:

1. Karlie Kloss- She's #1 mainly because she's the flavor this quarter and I would be really fascinated to know about the experiences she's had. It must be the ride of a lifetime for her. I can only imagine that she'll be near overwhelmed with all of it and have AAA outlook on life. She's still a kid, and behind all of this I would wonder if she could handle all the would-be hangers ons and parasites that were mooching off her 'human capital'. " So Tell me about Cara Delevigne, Karlie?' (wink, wink).

Karlie is said to 'overpower' em' all. In terms of legs and height, she's often the tallest one in shows.

2. Flavia de Oliveira- Flavia is all legs, and ridiculously good legs at that. She has a cute smile, and a countenance that normally belongs to a much shorter & less physically impressive woman. Legs like these are asking to be hugged :-D

3. Freja Beha Erichsen- Freja is 'the' mystery woman to me, and hence her appeal. She is somewhat of a freak, but a beautiful freak at that. She has one of the most stunning facial profiles that I've ever seen, and a really long forehead!

4. Anne Vyalitsyna- Anne is a super blonde, amazing legs, and shining gold plated trophy..She's well-balanced, maybe too well-balanced. But sometimes I'd like something predictable.

5. Anna Selezneva - Designed in a lab? How could a human being have such amazing skin and figure? Anna's skin is so good that she doesn't even need any makeup. To add to that all, Anna has six pack abs and well defined, thin yet muscular legs. It's unbelievable, but it's true. Her intimidating, sexual eyes hide the fact that she speaks in such a gentle and adorable way.

6. Julia Stegner- The Fuhrer and his men in black uniforms would have loved her! I think of a Giraffe when I see her. She is a type AAA blonde with long and imposing legs.

7. Hilary Rhoda- Hilary is basically 'wonder woman', and she has a beautiful torso. Eyes that stand out in the midst of thick black hair.

8. Constance Jablonski- 'Eagle Lady'. She has a chiseled big nose, but also big, chiseled cheekbones. She looks like a to-be Queen of France.

9. Maryna Linchuk- 'Cat Woman' There are very, very few women that look like Maryna. She gives me the same feelings that Anna does.

10. Valerie van der graff- 'Sunflower Girl' She's a beautiful dutch woman with big bust and fully sexy figure. She intimidates with tight top, short skirt, and long black boots. It's vile to have her dressed that way... I know, but sometimes that's what I'd like.

Honorable mention: Tori Praver- Ultimate beach body

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#165

Love the story and insight into the choices (Y) And I can't help but think of the mental image of that long-haired blonde women riding her bike down the thoroughfare...surley I would of been one of those fools to be involved in an accident

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#166

Oh, thanks :-)

Do you have a story behind your choices? Why did Barbara win over Adriana?!

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#167

In regard to my choices, I have no real story behind them here on this topic aside from the simple "Spend A Night With" theme.

But in regards as to why Barbara over took Lima, few good reason behind that. First one would have to be an ever changing taste in my modeling prospective. Ever since I joined BZ I have been immersed in a variety of different looks aside from the usual Brazil babes I would mainline for. Second one would have to be Barbara's uprising as of late. Not since Lima have I ever been so captivated by a womens looks, and personality. And with her now gracing the webpages of VS, did she go from that cute, stunning girl. To a sexy, sophisticated, and elegant women whos graces leave me breathless. I myself was amazed at how quickly she climbed the ranks for me here. And last but not least, after 12 or so years of Lima being #1, no doubt it was time for a change. And I think my current choice should do well for many years to come

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#168

I like many Brazilian women as well but most of them are ranked 10-30. There are lot of 'up and coming' models that appear in BZ, but their careers don't take off. If they did, then I would gladly add them to my favorites. It's too bad (not only for them, but also me, LOL) that they get underexposed. :-(

And there are superb models like Eva Herzigova, Alessandra A. and Angela Lindvall. But they're past their expiration date so they're not on my list....

I've never been a 'one model' guy and I've never really got it. Freja comes the closest to being my 'one model', as I felt greater than average affection for her style of physical communication.

The rest:

AAA players (1-24)

11. Frida Gustavsson

12. Monika Jagaciak

13. Karmen Pedaru

14. Toni Garrn

15. Hana Soukupova

16. Fabiana Semprebom

17. Martha Streck

18. Dionni Tabbers

19. Mini Aden

20. Caroline Winberg

21. Isabeli fontana

22. Abbey Lee Kershaw

23. Ginta Lapina

24. Aline Weber

AA Players

25. Masha Novoselova

26. Carmen Kass

27. Lara Stone

28. Lucia Dvorska

29. Kasia Struss

30. Dewi Driegen

31. Anja Rubik

32. Aurelia Gliwski

33. Cato Von Ee

34. Anna Maria Jagodzinska

35.Arizona Muse

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#169
Freja Beha Erichsen

... not surprisingly I've got a broader taste in girls, I just wonder why god didn't make me a lesbian but I guess that's one of his little jokes ...

Do you see a man when you think of her?

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#170
I've always found the models more beautiful than the actresses or any of the others. Actresses and celebrities are usually too 'ordinary' looking to me, and the mass media productions that they're in tend to make them less attractive rather than more. Besides for Naomi Watts and a few others, seeing and hearing these people talk in artificial environments just doesn't do it for me. I prefer to see models, and see them as blank slates and see that I be the one who fills in their personalities. The photographer does the rest.

I used to live near Soho and I often saw models walking out of the offices there. Riding bikes, getting out of taxis. They've always physically stood out on these busy streets. People, men and women, would turn their heads to look at them. I remember walking on broadway once and this six foot tall blonde was biking alongside the thoroughfare. She forgot to bundle up her hair, and the velocity turned her hair into a 'kite'. She was riding on a old-fashioned bike- you know, the type with big wheels rather than the New Age uglies people use now. It enhanced her.

...So at the time I wondered if she caused any traffic accidents that day..

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There goes the longest and most vulgar post that I've ever written on BZ. To be frank, the first half had a lot more of my interested attention...

One of the Best Posts that I read on Bellazon thanks for your Story.

Here is my list of Top Ten Celebrities with and some Pictures of my Lust List that I would spend the Night with. Personally I prefer Women that I Sleep with to have at Least Long Hair and be Attractive.

01. Jill Hennessy Actress from Crossing Jordan

02. Lauralee Bell Actress from the Young and the Restless

03. Karen Mulder My Favourite Supermodel of All Time

04. Shania Twain

05. Megan Fox

06. Beyoncé

07. Nancy Wilson from Heart only when Nancy looked like from the 1980s.

08. Meredith Baxter Actress from Family Ties only when Meredith looked like from the 1980s.

09. Stephanie Seymour Supermodel only when Stephanie looked like from the early 1990s.

10. Heather Stewart Whyte Supermodel only when Heather looked like from the early 1990s.

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#171
Freja Beha Erichsen

... not surprisingly I've got a broader taste in girls, I just wonder why god didn't make me a lesbian but I guess that's one of his little jokes ...

Do you see a man when you think of her?

Uhm, no, that would be pointless. I would just choose a guy then.

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#172
Uhm, no, that would be pointless. I would just choose a guy then.

She goes out of her way for the androgynous look. It's part of her appeal :-D

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#173

Ja, of course her androgynous looks and posture are part of her appeal, but to me she's always a beautiful woman. We're in the Love&Sex section, right? Just checking before my next sentence ... ... she could wear a toy dildo tied around her and I wouldn't think of her as male ... But well, that's just me, it's not the sex that attracts me to a person - as long as we're not talking about actually having sex with a person for as I said I'm afraid I'm your ordinary hetero girl ... but attracted I am to both sexes though differently.

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As an Obersturmbannführer I'm sure that you don't have to check...

Ja, of course her androgynous looks and posture are part of her appeal, but to me she's always a beautiful woman. We're in the Love&Sex section, right? Just checking before my next sentence ... ... she could wear a toy dildo tied around her and I wouldn't think of her as male ... But well, that's just me, it's not the sex that attracts me to a person - as long as we're not talking about actually having sex with a person for as I said I'm afraid I'm your ordinary hetero girl ... but attracted I am to both sexes though differently.

Just that thought is actually..well, quite cute

I was wondering if her independent, boyish looks made you attractive to her. She'll clip her hair short just for it, and wear clothing that is appropriate. Her poses even become like a man. As for I...I'm more attracted to her when she's modeling as a woman rather than an 'androgynous fashion icon'. Long hair, bangs, & dresses. She started mainly with that (early in her career), then started doing the 'boy' thing more and more.

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#175
These are in no specific order other then the first 2.

1. David Bowie

2. David Tennant

3. Angelina Jolie

4. Monica Bellucci

5. Ewan McGregor

6. Alison Sudol

7. Matt Smith

8. Karen Gillan

9. John Barrowman

10. Alexander Scarsgard

List has changed a bit lol.

The Baron!

The Women

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Karlie Kloss

3. Lara Pulver

4. Sierra Boggess

5. Shin Min Ah

6. Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman

7. Felicia Day

8. Katie Nescher

9. Lais Ribeiro

10. Tiah Eckhardt

The Men:

1. David Bowie

2. Leonard Nimoy

3. Misha Collins

4. Alan Rickman

5. Ramin Karimloo

6. Benedict Cumberbatch

7 Tom Hiddleston

8. Chris Pine

9. Mark Ruffalo

10. David Tennant

I just know I forgot someone

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#176

^WHAT !!?? Tom Hiddleston is mine !

Other than that great list.

1. Bruce Ramsay

2. Sean Gullette

3. Heath Ledger

4. Robert Downey Jr.

5. Mark Harmon

6. Rufus Sewell

7. James McAvoy

8. Tom Hiddleston

9. Vladimir Poutine

10. Michael Fassbender

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#177

I posted him first and in higher order.

PLUS I have a gif.

I win Tom

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#178

Tss, and I noticed him way before having to look at The Avengers.

And just wait for LMS to make amazing gifs of him if I want to !

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#179
As an Obersturmbannführer I'm sure that you don't have to check...

Uhm, I don't want to be too sensitive here, but it's just that I feel really uncomfortable with what I call nazi jargon and if it's not too much to ask I really would appreciate it if you would refrain from using it? I mean, freedom of speech, I worship it, but it's just, well, it makes me feel really uncomfortable ...

... it's not that I don't want to talk about history or keep my eyes closed or anything. I just don't think it's funny to use those words we -thankheavens- don't use anymore.

... I hope I didn't offend you. I just wanted to state that if you think I think it's funny, I don't. I know that humor is a way to cope with terrible things, but it's not my way ...

I was wondering if her independent, boyish looks made you attractive to her. She'll clip her hair short just for it, and wear clothing that is appropriate. Her poses even become like a man. As for I...I'm more attracted to her when she's modeling as a woman rather than an 'androgynous fashion icon'. Long hair, bangs, & dresses. She started mainly with that (early in her career), then started doing the 'boy' thing more and more.

It was her eyes that first caught my eyes. She's got a very unique way, a strong way to look at you. It's questioning and challenging at the same time, intriguing, it made me wanna see more of her. I never cared about her hair or style, it's always been her face that fascinates me.

Haha, jsut surfed to her topic, my very first post was in 2006, "It's not that I'm getting excited about her, but she's got something very special and unique in the way she's looking at you - I like her!" - well, I did get quite excited in time

List has changed a bit lol.

The Men:

2. Leonard Nimoy

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#180

What?

It's Spock

SPOCK!

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