Adrianas Llama

oh i beg to differ. he wants in your pants :|

pssh! is that why he's always asking me for your picture? He believes you're the hauteness

*turns on megaphone* Nicole.. slowly drop your sassy comments and come out with your hands behind your head.

... and report to me for a frisking!

frisking!!!

frisk me baby! frisk me!

do you like it fast or slow

faster baby! do it faster!

*refrains from cavity search joke*

you gonna use your night stick?

*twirls nightstick suggestivley* are you smuggling fish into the country young lady?

Nope. Just harboring this here eel

omg omg :| ok *drops nightstick and handcuffs* i surrender

aww you don't want to play with it?

will it bite me?

nope, it don't bite

that's my job

:rofl:

holy shit you two are twisted :|

you dont even wanna know where this sea creature joke came from. or do you .

yes you do :| i dont wanna insinuate anything gross. Me and Nicole, somehow got into a conversation where the question was posed "how do fish have sex"... Nicole.. the little gem decided to google image search the topic ("fish sex"). with um.. horrifying results.

I lost my innocence that day.

I do I do

ummm the female lays eggs at the bottom of somewhere and the male does a hit-and-run. He swims over the eggs and lets his load go. He sprays and prays if you will. Anyway they don't have sex...

but ummm... I don't want to know what you found :|

*googles eel sex*

:| sharks have sex. Sharks are fish.

therefore. fish have sex.

sharks have sex. llamas have sex. therefore llamas and sharks have sex...

with each other

:| on occasion. Its hard to say no to somethign with so many sharp teeth