For mature people

oh, you are SO ripe for a nice jail sentence...

oh, you are SO ripe for a nice jail sentence...

Eh, you're thinking of prison. When I was in jail I made sure noone talked to me, or really looked at me. This one bastard stole the toilet paper, wrapped up his legs and arms and used the roll as a pillow... Jail sucks.

hopefully the tp wasn't used.

I don't think it was, most of those sick bastards .... I wont go any farther, but just know the walls(/floors/ceiling/door) were unsanitary.

well, I hope they've house-trained you by now.

sometimes I still stick my arms through the glass opening to grab people and hurt them! But I don't go on the floor anymore.

well, that's an improvement.

I'm still not letting you near my furniture, but it's an improvement.

lol, havn't we talked about me and furniture before? I'm pretty good at my on house, but other people's houses need to be anson-proofed

try drinking coffee, or up your dosage of caffiene. Better yet, a routine sleeping schedual would nix your sleepy disposition.

tried it all, nothing works

melatonin works sorta... It's an over the counter sleep aid. It's pretty much the same stuff your brain produces to induce sleepyness. Pop a few about 30 minutes before bed and you should drift into peacful slumber within minutes!

expensive?

No no, not at all. It should be among all the vitamins and such.

Is this the sort of thing that's in the movie "Road trip"? When the nurse jacks the guy off anally? Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Anyway, I would never do that. I don't think I'd ever want to stick anything up someone's butt. :yuckky:

No that's for collecting sperm. This is all about doing a guy in the butt.... Wait a second, wtf is there a thread about doing A GUY IN HIS BUTT?!!?!

/christ

I just find it funny how this thread is titled "For mature people" considering the members we have on this forum

I voted for no

I'M TELLING ON YOU!

Ok

Aww, c'mon Pink! Can't you play along just once?