The Cunnilingus Thread

Whether you refer to it by one of the slang phrases listed below or it's proper name, cunnilingus is an important skill to learn and enjoy. As a guy I find it has been an invaluable part of my repitoire and a constant source of orgasms for the women I have been with. I have heard more than once a woman tell me that she has never had an orgasm that way, much less several. This tells me that there is a serious lack of guys making oral love effectively. I know there are many out there that share my passion, so I hope to hear from you guys too. Let's keep this thread somewhat mature though, can we?

I am starting this thread for a the following reasons:

1. I enjoy talking about a favorite passtime of mine.

2. From what I hear, there are a great many guys in need of advice and/or encouragement in this department.

3. I'm always open to hear new things from new people.

Here is an excellent article on the subject... Cunnilingus *warning - nudity*

Slang:

Goin' Down, Carpet Munching, Muff Diving, Eating Pussy, Dining at the Y, Enjoying a Tuna Taco, Trimming the Hedges, Eating Her Out ...more slang

Quotes:

"Cunnilingus, the great American passtime. Sure, baseball is one thing, but come on!"

"I got the job because I'm such an cunning linguist."

FYI, I have been makin' 'em cum this way longer than many of the BZ members have been alive.

i think the main problem is that most guys take the expression "eat pussy" too seriously and they do as if they were eating a pie... Some have even never heard anything bout the clitoris lol

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jimmy is forcing me to post. he's holding a gun to me head.

and guy's that haven't heard of the clit? :lost:

i think the main problem is that most guys take the expression "eat pussy" too seriously and they do as if they were eating a pie... Some have even never heard anything bout the clitoris lol

good point. I liken it much more similar to kissing or making out. Then there is the matter of rhythm and style when it comes to the clitoris. This does take some thought and practice...it's not exactly an easy thing to do.

One of the great points from that article is to "listen to her".

I read that article but nothing's new except the tongue curling thing but I can't do that

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jimmy is forcing me to post. he's holding a gun to me head.

and guy's that haven't heard of the clit? :lost:

I have no gun...well, not one pointed at you anyway.

I read that article but nothing's new except the tongue curling thing but I can't do that

Nothing new? Cool, so that means you know what you're doing.

you should create a "blowjob" thread where guys could tell how bad some girls are at it lool

you should create a "blowjob" thread where guys could tell how bad some girls are at it lool

That thread is for you to do.

Nothing new? Cool, so that means you know what you're doing.

well there' a difference between knowing the theory and applying it in practice. It is not a perfected art...yet

you should create a "blowjob" thread where guys could tell how bad some girls are at it lool

some girls are just downright horrible *cough cough* Right Taben?

Nothing new? Cool, so that means you know what you're doing.

well there' a difference between knowing the theory and applying it in practice. It is not a perfected art...yet

Practice! practice! practice!

@ed: i was just saying... lol

Nothing new? Cool, so that means you know what you're doing.

well there' a difference between knowing the theory and applying it in practice. It is not a perfected art...yet

Practice! practice! practice!

not to worry... it shall be perfected soon

best linguist in the world!

@ed: i was just saying... lol

of course you were

Nothing new? Cool, so that means you know what you're doing.

well there' a difference between knowing the theory and applying it in practice. It is not a perfected art...yet

Practice! practice! practice!

not to worry... it shall be perfected soon

best linguist in the world!

Let's hope your lingual skills exceed your poker skills. (no pun intended)

Let's hope your lingual skills exceed your poker skills. (no pun intended)

liquor in the front...poker in the rear

liquor in the front...poker in the rear

Indeed.

where the hell is that phrase from?

I guess u will never know