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I ♥ Eugenia Volodina
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#12021
Not me

There's a guy whose ancestors were probably elephants. Damn he can give somebody a highkick when he's got an erection.

No. You're perfect as you are

I hope you don't smoke though.

that's not a thing i pay attention to anyways, i was just curious

hahahaha wow i bet he makes the other guys feel bad in the lockerroom :|

awww you're so sweet i do not smoke don't worry

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Ack
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#12022

Not really. At least not me. I'm happy I'm not that big. It's more like an circusattraction. I think he hurts more women than actually satisfying them.

I do hope you smoke something else though

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#12023

women ? old reflexes you gotta get used to your new life :|

yeah i do smoke the "cigare à moustache" :brows:

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Ack
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#12024

No no no...I was talking about him

Women are :x

T
Thiago.
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#12025
bad boy!

And? are you going to use it? or should I keep looking? :| I love that one either

i don't know yet, i've haven't gotten to making her showcard :| i'm kinda busy with uni and everything, i think i'll add some cards this week end

ok, I'll be traveling this weekend because it's a holiday in Brazil, isn't it in France? Is France a catholic country? it's holiday because of Jesus death and right now I'm going to the church to confess <_< I hate that

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I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same
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#12026
Congratulations on 600 pages, Benjamin.

*edit* Incidentally, this post is my 12000th. So I guess my 12000th post if for you.

thanks

have you noticed how 12 000 (your postcount)= 600(the number of pages of my thread) x 20(my age) ? that's crazy

That's scary...

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Keeper of the Crayons
Posts: 26423
#12027
They should invent glasses with you can't see the bad looking people

They have. They're called Beer Goggles :|

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#12028
And this is my 20,688th post dedicated to both of you :|

thank you, that's very... kind

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pretty baby
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#12029
i would massage your neck but i think my alcohol breath would disturb you

... << the ellipse o' doom

i quite didn't get that

btw i've started reading The Rules Of Attraction, is it just me or are there some typos and missing words every other line ? I managed to understand what i read though :| but some of the senteces are pretty long and written in a kinda twisted way, which doesn't make it easy for me oh well, i guess i have to learn :| i've only read like 10 pages so far but it looks promosing thanks

haha, no I don't believe there are any typos unless the e-book version has been terribly screwed up :| But there are very long sentences and the grammar isn't always perfect. It's intentional...in case you didn't realize

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#12030
No no no...I was talking about him

Women are :x

i'm not asking you to hate women (remember we have to do a threesome some day!!) but you have to think about men mainly

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#12031
ok, I'll be traveling this weekend because it's a holiday in Brazil, isn't it in France? Is France a catholic country? it's holiday because of Jesus death and right now I'm going to the church to confess <_< I hate that

I don't think it is but i can never remember the national holidays anyways :|

France is a laic republic but since it has a strong catholic heritage (most people that are religious are catholics or at least christians) our national holidays generally match religious celebrations (christmas, easter, all saints day... )

Enjoy the Church, i used to go there almost every week when i was a kid

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#12032
They have. They're called Beer Goggles :|

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#12033
haha, no I don't believe there are any typos unless the e-book version has been terribly screwed up :| But there are very long sentences and the grammar isn't always perfect. It's intentional...in case you didn't realize

there are typos such as "She I is she" (which i figured out was actually "she is") and there are a lot of I's in the middle of sentences that don't make sense at all so i assumed they were typos as well it's still very understandable though

And i KNOW it's intentional, i'm not that challenged :|

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The Inner Sexiness
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#12034

I guess your thread is the place to be since everytime I view new posts your thread is #1 on the list

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#12035
I guess your thread is the place to be since everytime I view new posts your thread is #1 on the list

:neo2:

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pretty baby
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#12036
haha, no I don't believe there are any typos unless the e-book version has been terribly screwed up :| But there are very long sentences and the grammar isn't always perfect. It's intentional...in case you didn't realize

there are typos such as "She I is she" (which i figured out was actually "she is") and there are a lot of I's in the middle of sentences that don't make sense at all so i assumed they were typos as well it's still very understandable though

And i KNOW it's intentional, i'm not that challenged :|

:| ok um that's not supposed to be like that. way to go e-books...leading the way in stupidity

challenged people usually don't know they're challenged :|

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better than beautiful
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#12037

Congratulations for 600 pages

And I missed the big party

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Keeper of the Crayons
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#12038
:| ok um that's not supposed to be like that. way to go e-books...leading the way in stupidity

and who was championing the e-books cause? and Ben your e-book is screwed

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pretty baby
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#12039
:| ok um that's not supposed to be like that. way to go e-books...leading the way in stupidity

and who was championing the e-books cause? and Ben your e-book is screwed

um, I never championed the e-books cause so I'm not sure what you're implying :| I actually hate e-books. I like being able to hold a book in my hand and I don't do particularly well reading large amounts of text on a computer screen for long periods of time. The only reason I gave Ben The Rules of Attraction in e-book form was because I acquired it for free and he was having trouble finding the novel in France.

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#12040
:| ok um that's not supposed to be like that. way to go e-books...leading the way in stupidity

challenged people usually don't know they're challenged :|

I AM NOT CHALLENGED NOR AM I A CHALLENGED GUY THAT ISN'T AWARE OF THE FACT HE'S CHALLENGED :|

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