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i'm broke at the moment but there's still my parents
Did i mention i'm gay though ? it won't prevent us from getting married but you'll have to use Ed for your sexual needs
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Okay, well that's arranged then.
I'm gonna get myself a new dress ![]()

Good ideaMarry: santa claus (gotta love presents!)
Shag: The easter bunny (ofcourse I will take the pill
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Push: the tooth fairy (for never giving me one penny for my beautiful teeth <_< )
Next:
fat clown (the dressed up one), Daffy Duck, Mr. Death
shag: Mr Death (I fucked death, yeah
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marry: Daffy Duck (I would rent him out as a comedian
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Push: Fat clown
Disney: Daisy Duck, Minnie, Brigitta MacBridge
stop that :persuazn:

You could ![]()

shag: Minnie
marry: Daisy Duck
Push: Brigitta MacBridge
I will ![]()
Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan
3 useless girls
:evil:
Paris Hilton CLIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicole Ritchie marry
Lindsay Lohan shag :yuckky:
Petra Nemcova
Cheryl Tweedy
Raica Oliveira

shag: Minniemarry: Daisy Duck
Push: Brigitta MacBridge
I will
Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan
3 useless girls
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:evil:
Noone can deny the truth in that. They're so well known for their stupidity and uselessness, it's even used in shows. Does anyone of you watch Supernatural? Anyway, one of the lines was: "Hmm well, we could always go and see if one of us can bang Lindsay Lohan."
And another scene went like this: Sam had a camera and Dean said "Do I look like Paris Hilton?" Well, if that isn't an indicator of a bad reputation, I dunno what is.
shag: Paris Hilton (she is the best looking of the brat bunch I guess. Still all comes at a certain price..)
marry: Nicole Ritchie (She's already looking emanciated, and we all know what'll happen if she keeps it up)
Push: Lindsay Lohan (everyone has to do a good deed in life once, right?)
next: Shaggy, Scooby Doo and Shrek

Paris Hilton CLIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nicole Ritchie marry
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Lindsay Lohan shag :yuckky:
Petra Nemcova
Cheryl Tweedy
Raica Oliveira
Yup ur defenitely faster, I got caught up in mobile phone madness:
Shag: Petra Nemcova
Marry: Raica (she's so sweet)
Push: Cheryl Tweedy (she's like the beatiful girl you love to hate)
Next: see previous post
shag shaggy, no surprises there!
marry scooby, that has to be good for some comic relief. plus i bet he's rich
push shrek, as nice as he is
kate beckinsale, angelina jolie, charlize theron
kate beckinsale-PUSH!!!
angelina jolie-shag
charlize theron-marry
Adriana Karembeu
Ilary Blasi
Elin Nordegren
Shag : Ilary Blasi
Marry : Elin Nordegren
Push : Adriana Karembeu
Maria Sharapova, Anna Kournikova, Nicole Vaidisova

Shag : Nicole Vaidisova
Marry : Maria Sharapova
Push : Ana Kournikova
Dita Von Tease, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson
Dita Von Tease-Shag...
Carmen Electra-Marry
Pamela Anderson-CLIFF!
Wentworth Miller
Matt Dallas
Ace Young

Shag : Ace Young
Marry : Wentworth Miller
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Push : Matt Dallas
ok then...here are my guys...
Josh Hartnett, Rodrogo Santoro, Julien Hedquist
Shag : Rodrogo Santoro
Marry : Julien Hedquist
Push : Josh Hartnett
Mathias Lauridsen, Jeremy Dufour, Jamison Scott

shag: Minnie
marry: Daisy Duck
Push: Brigitta MacBridge
I will
Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Lindsay Lohan
3 useless girls
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:evil:
Noone can deny the truth in that. They're so well known for their stupidity and uselessness, it's even used in shows. Does anyone of you watch Supernatural? Anyway, one of the lines was: "Hmm well, we could always go and see if one of us can bang Lindsay Lohan."
And another scene went like this: Sam had a camera and Dean said "Do I look like Paris Hilton?" Well, if that isn't an indicator of a bad reputation, I dunno what is.
shag: Paris Hilton (she is the best looking of the brat bunch I guess. Still all comes at a certain price..)
marry: Nicole Ritchie (She's already looking emanciated, and we all know what'll happen if she keeps it up)
Push: Lindsay Lohan (everyone has to do a good deed in life once, right?)
next: Shaggy, Scooby Doo and Shrek
lool
:D
Shag: Jeremy Dufour
Marry: Mathias Lauridsen
Push: Jamison Scott
Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz
yeah, Charlies angels commiiin ![]()
Shag:
Marry:
Push:
wanted to fill, but i can't decide...
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Drew Barrymore-marry
Lucy Liu-Push!!! :yuckky: :yuckky:
Cameron Diaz-shag...
Katherine McPhee
Carrie Underwood
Kelly Clarkson

Shag: Kelly Clarkson
Marry: Carrie Underwood
Push: Katherine McPhee
N Richie
L Lohan
P Hilton
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ewwwwwwwww :yuckky: :yuckky:
N Richie-shag
L Lohan-wed
P Hilton-PUSH!!!
Tiger Woods
Ronaldo (Brazil)
Ashley Cole