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If Pretty ever gets out of hand tie her to a chair and play this....
FU! lol seriously I <3 that video

#fatgurlswag
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Easily the best blog ever made. Nothing ever remotely comes close to what I'm about to show you.
Edit: Favorite video on the internet. I'm serious.
Here it is: Dat irony

You declared war my friend....

If Pretty ever gets out of hand tie her to a chair and play this....

#fatgurlswag
coming soon
Easily the best blog ever made. Nothing ever remotely comes close to what I'm about to show you.
Edit: Favorite video on the internet. I'm serious.
Here it is: Dat irony
You have me hooked on her viral blog now Yvette
Favorite words of wisdom from the clip
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1) They pouch...hanging over their fucking pants…mutha fucking tanks tops…BITCH!
2) Booty shorts that are 8 sizes too short…WHAT THE FUCK SHE THINKING!
3) Chili stains and shit on your clothes “get a FUCKING napkin, da fuck wrong with you!”
4) Aint got a Lil Kim body you shouldn’t be wearing anything Lil ![]()
5) If you big and you talking about BIG AND BEAUTIFUL but yo ass is 350 pounds and you have heart problems that aint beautiful…you better lay of the Twinkies!
6) Don’t buy no motha fucking pork ribs! Get yo ass some turkey ribs! ![]()
7) Bitch, shirt be so dam tight half her nipple be sticking out…da fuck you DOING!
8) FUCK YOU BITCH…COCA BUTTER IS GOOD!
THANK YOU FOR THAT VIRAL MASTERPIECE OF WISDOM...big is beautiful! ![]()
2nd vid creeped me the FUCK OUT!
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I'm glad you like it, she's awesome!

"My asshole's this O big"
"It's meee! MARIO!!!"
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The very end had be dying (LA lol)
"I wanted a brown friend so i called tech support." LOL

" I WANT TO EAT THE DOG!" ![]()
Good lord that had me busting up good...thank you Yvette, I needed a good laugh today ![]()
" I LOVE IT WHEN MY SEAT CUSHION ABSORBS MY FART"
Classic Frank
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You like crab legs? :brows:

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You like crab legs? :brows:

RIP people with earphones

#CHRISTIANSWAG
This is what happens when you mix cultural Marxism and Christianity. It needs to happen more often imo lol

^ Jesus Christ is my n...
You're going to hell Yvette!
RIP people with earphones

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Who is that? She has amazing legs!
Not talking about that cat. ![]()
^Lais Ribeiro. She has amazing everything ![]()

^Lais Ribeiro. She has amazing everything
I honestly hadn't recognized her.
Those stilts!

< So, is this the kind of thing you've been missing from my 'About Me' page?! ![]()

^ Good lord those gams...DAT ASS! ![]()
Good to know Sir SS is now familiar with the leggy mocha-beauty that is Lais
Keep an eye out on her thread amigo, you shall love what's being served in that thread :brows:
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