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And I got adorable Halloween costumes for my Cat & Dog. My cat is going to be a Princess Spider, and my dog a giant Pumpkin. Neither will be pleased about having to wear shit and that will bring lolz.

So, Dem diabetes!  I need the sugar and caffeine to stay away 5+ days and then 2 weeks+ weeks on very little sleep... o.o don't judge me lol I'm doing enough of it for the both of us right now, but on a positive side I rarely eat sweets as is, and after WoD launch if over I'll never touch them again. :yuckky: :yuckky: :yuckky:

Pretty, do you need another man around the house? I will sweep the floors, fluff the pillows and cook dinner if I can snack along side with you

LMAO, those cats will kinda hate you for the costumes hun

If you wanna move in and make dinner every night we've got a deal (I dislike cooking dinner, but breakfast I'm golden, wtf me)

That's perfect then I give killer foot massages too Underestimate that, people do!

I was throwing out a bunch of books to make space and I think you deserve to see these gems  

Yes I'd like a kilometre of heart disease and diabetes 

Heroes: An 8 year old that can outsmart adults, 2 dogs and an obese cat 

Watch all the 2014 ones, too funny, Kendull makes a wild appearance too in this video I can't handle the person's response at her

"My female interwishings never be wrong"

Hmm only 1000m eh? And here I though you were a big dreamer That's too f'in adorable hun and I can already imagine how tall that glass of milk will be And you can't be cat and dog you have to pick only one
 
Upside pizza, must be a new hipster thing? And is it mean of me that I was so happy that dumb skank crashed and ruined her car? Sydney Dusange is the reason men are paid more for the same work women do
 
LMAO, thanks for that vid hun Humanities stupidity never ceases to amaze me

Live the dream And don't mention milk since I hate that substance I pick a hamster then

You're welcome, I do love the colon And no her fault for being a bad driver and not knowing the road code I think these are one of the funnier videos in the series, solely for the raft and the dope man

I find that last one kind of funny since my father was born on Sept 1, and it was a labor day!

Those vidz are too much Rafa Not only that but social media brings out the inner horrid grammar and spelling usage in all those idiots

Oh and check it out Rafa I got myself a ABBA-ZABA candy bar today

Is there any candy you get which doesn't involve peanut as an ingredient in some way?  

I'm going to cassually leave this here 

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I love that scene, priceless Funniest part, I have the Cotton Belt line too, look below

Is there any candy you get which doesn't involve peanut as an ingredient in some way?

 
 ^ Of course Next time around no peanuts I swear

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I love that scene, priceless Funniest part, I have the Cotton Belt line too, look below

 

Awesome   

^ OMG     

^ And you've seen my whole collection bud If they were to see that then they would think I needed help

^ DAM STRAIGHT IT DOES!

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Forget the old men chat rooms, look at all these youngsters