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perhaps you wrote it down, but so did a lot of other people, while I was speaking its text from the mountain top.

there's no text. only pics. poor you - what were you doing on the mountain top then?

I can't help how people transcribe my ideas...

wow .. that picture up above... just no. I can't do that... that's like gymnast sex

wondering how HE is supposed to do that, while all of the blood goes to his head...

which one?

I keep an extra couple of pints around, just for such an occasion.

haha, I keep mine refridgereated under my coffin.

Surely all the blood would run away from your cock if you did that, and with the discomfort factor aswell. You would have to be Shaggin someone from your top 5 to keep it up..!!

don't their heads hurt? just curious.

Surely all the blood would run away from your cock if you did that, and with the discomfort factor aswell. You would have to be Shaggin someone from your top 5 to keep it up..!!

just one?

Don't get me started, I will be going for a trip to the toilets at work with thoughts like that on my brain..... Ooooh, I'll be back in a bit.

like your job efficiency could possibly take a dive

That would imply that I'm actually doing some work, which as you can tell is not the case. Just sitting here chatting to anyone and everyone that will chat back. Thank god for chatrooms, forums and e-mail. A Guy could literally spend his working day staring out the window counting the birds without such important research tools.

why, you slacker! I'll have your job for this!

no, really, can I have your job?

It's quite simple really, just get a job where there are several people together doing a certain task. Then get them to work really hard and you don't have to.

Best start to get back to Topic before the Mod's get pissed.

Errrrm.... The back of a Volkswagen

lol, he's totally in the same position as me. I use this place to get away sorta. But I'm pretty much my own boss, and I get everything done. Compared to the last guy that had my job, I kick his ass 30 ways from tuesday! Say he only did 150 cycle counts a night, well I do 350, plus not there labels, found in location product, and a lot of other crap.

No Idea what any of that bollox meant, but I'm glad you have it under control. Can't imagine having a tough job. Like a friend of mine who's a social case worker in London, deciding if families loose their Kids.... she's only 24 and already has a stomach ulser from the stress.

I've applied for promotion and I'm likely to get it... which will mean a few weeks of working hard and then back to putting my feet up counting Narrowboats on the Canal.

that's awesome.... You lucky bastard... You have people who will actually do the work while you sit around... I'm one of hte only ones who does anything... and does it right.

Don't get me wrong I am very good at my Job, but I see my job as just one thing and that is a way of funding my real love which is partying with my friends. I've never been a hard worker, but I'm clever enough to make them think that I am. It pays me a shit load of cash (shocking amount really) for doing almost what ever I like. There's loads of things I could be doing now... but here I am talking to you.

Got to love life, you only get 1 and whats the point living to impress others??