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11 hours ago, jj3 said:

 

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I've NEVER been more pleased. Hilary you get the blood and semen and you get it good.

In what is undoubtedly the most bizarre Wikileaks revelation to date, Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta was invited to a “spirit cooking dinner” by performance artist Marina Abramovic, to take part in an occult ritual founded by Satanist Aleister Crowley.

“The Podestas’ “Spirit Cooking” dinner? It’s not what you think. It’s blood, sperm and breastmilk. But mostly blood,” the organization tweeted.

Some are even linking the spirit cooking revelation to claims that the Podesta emails contain “code for child sex trafficking” that is hidden behind mentions of types of food.

Others are connecting it to Laura Silsby, the missionary who was jailed for six months after her organization, New Life Children’s Refuge, attempted to smuggle 33 children out of Haiti into the Dominican Republic after the 2010 Haiti earthquake.

Wikileaks emails reveal that Hillary’s top aide Huma Abedin forwarded numerous articles about New Life Children’s Refuge to Clinton.

Julian Assange claimed that the Wikileaks would send Hillary Clinton to prison,” writes Cernovich. “The releases initially disappointed many people, this reporter included, as the evidence of corruption was slim. Assange was right. The real story was hidden in view.”

Reports that FBI agents see Hillary Clinton as “the antichrist personified” now make a lot more sense.

While the child trafficking and pedophile connections to Clinton remain unproven, the fact that her campaign chairman is apparently into spooky occult rituals involving menstrual blood and semen is easily one of the most disturbing Wikileaks revelations to date.

Bill and Hilary also into Voodoo and talking to the dead

From Bill's book he wrote

Did the Clintons just get interesting!?

The Clinton's are supporters of a child thief??? what in the actual fuck!

Laura Silsby, former director of The New Life Children's Refuge. She was caught trying to steal 33 children from the country, most of whom were not even orphans and had families.

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Hey... hey, be nice. I finally just found SOMETHING interesting about the couple, don't spoil it.

It gets better, I honestly don't know if I should be or o.O atm

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The individual in question is one Laura Silsby, former director of The New Life Children's Refuge. She was caught trying to steal 33 children from the country, most of whom were not even orphans and had families.

Hillary has a LONG history of interest in Ms. Silsby. Wikileak emails dating back till at least 2001 have been found in her archives discussing Laura's NGO. Laura had claimed she planned to build an orphanage in the Dominican Republic, but authorities in the country said she never submitted an application for this purpose. They instead located to Haiti.

Sources:

    https://wikileaks.org/plusd/cables/10BUENOSAIRES166_a.html
    https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3465

 

Huma Abedin was constantly forwarding Hillary articles on this woman's organization:

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/2772

 

One of the first things Hillary did when she took over the scene in Haiti was to get Laura off the hook:

http://harvardhrj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/King.pdf

 

And the attorney who represented Laura Silsby? A man who was himself convicted as a sex trafficker:

https://wikileaks.org/gifiles/docs/32/323249_-os-haiti-us-legal-adviser-to-u-s-haiti-missionaries.html

 

Even more disturbing, we uncovered an email in Wikileaks where they are literally pricing how much it costs to transport children:

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3741

 

Again, this was the same group that got busted by Haitian Authorities trying to Traffic kids.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Life_Children's_Refuge_case

 

They're in the Clinton Emails;

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3741

 

Pitch for funding or some shit, super sketchy.

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3465

 

This looks like Mills & co are drafting statements following extradition.

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/2772

 

Help me research!!! There are surely more emails to be found in Wikileaks on this! If we can connect the Clintons to a child abductor their campaign is DONE!!!

EDIT: Wanted to add this email showing HRC contacting a lawyer regarding the 10 people who were arrested for their roles in this kidnapping case, thanks /u/Look_See_Think for bringing me this:

 

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/3539

 

EDIT 2: More info on this story:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1249280/Haiti-earthquake-Missionaries-led-Laura-Silsby-accused-stealing-orphans.html

 

Hearing how @Prettyphile "bakes" rice crispies. o.0

VSFS thread for the last 1-2 hours  

^ this fella here has been making me laugh non stop.

"It's my first time.."

^ I can't see the hided message behind this post  

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri

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The Shinto Kanamara Matsuri (かなまら祭り, "Festival of the Steel Phallus") is held each spring at the Kanayama Shrine (金山神社 Kanayama-jinja) in Kawasaki, Japan. The exact dates vary: the main festivities fall on the first Sunday in April. The phallus, as the central theme of the event, is reflected in illustrations, candy, carved vegetables, decorations, and a mikoshi parade.

 

The Kanamara Matsuri is centered on a local penis-venerating shrine. The legend being that a jealous sharp-toothed demon hid inside the vagina of a young woman the demon fell in love with and bit off penises of two young men on their wedding nights. After that the woman sought help from a blacksmith, who fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, which led to the enshrinement of the item. This legend in Ainu language was published as "The Island of Women" by Basil Hall Chamberlain

The Kanayama Shrine was popular among prostitutes who wished to pray for protection from sexually transmitted infections.

 

It is also said the shrine offers divine protections for business prosperity, and for the clan's prosperity; and for easy delivery, marriage, and married-couple harmony.

 

The festival started in 1969. Today, the festival has become something of a tourist attraction and is used to raise money for HIV research.

I love japan  

inb4 not a weeaboo

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