Ashley Graves: 11 out of 10, underrated beauty

On 1/25/2017 at 8:43 AM, lostdiadem said:

 

This has been all over my FB feed

Florida teenager, 18, 'stabbed his roommate in the face during a fight over a Minute Maid fruit juice box'

• Tavage Tobler, 18, was arrested on January 24 for allegedly stabbing roommate 
• Police said Tobler stabbed the man during altercation of a Minute Maid juice box 
• He was charged with aggravated battery and is being held on $5,000 bond

Quote

Chorus
We want a juice box! A juicy juice box!
Not your everyday ordinary juice box!
We want a treat so sweet that every kid we meet
Lines up for two blocks. We want a juice box!

They want a juice box, they want to have a sip
They're saying, "you rock"! But I ain't having it
I've heard it all before. No, this ain't nothing new
You say what's up with me, I say what's up with you?
I hear you begging! What? With your puppy dog eyes
You better step it up, you better recognize
You want to quench your thirst, you better get in line
I saw that juice box first, and you're not getting mine

Chorus

Verse 2
They want a juice juice! A juicy juice juice!
They wanna get some of that fruity tooty! Choo choo!
I got my bendy straw. No, I don't need a cup
I put my straw into that box, and then I drink it up
I got that fruity punch, you wish I had a bunch
So I could give all of you kids a bit of what you want
You better ask your mom, so don't be hating me
And maybe next time you can sip your juice next to me

Chorus

Bridge
Orange, cherry, grape. We think they all taste great
Yeah, we really like fruit punch, and all the flavors of the month
There's apple, and there's peach, and there's kiwi strawberry
So many it's hard to choose, it's a treat we can't refuse

This girl is so talented

Edit: For those who don't know, that's Chris Pronger crushing Justin Beiber into the boards during the NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout

Found the video

1 hour ago, Stromboli1 said:

Edit: For those who don't know, that's Chris Pronger crushing Justin Beiber into the boards during the NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout

 

I honestly didn't even think Pronger would be allowed on the ice, this made me super happy to see that he was  The dark visor though  Poor guy was a fucking beast of a player

Priceless

https://t.co/YQIgfoVeHl

1 hour ago, Limerlight said:

I honestly didn't even think Pronger would be allowed on the ice, this made me super happy to see that he was  The dark visor though  Poor guy was a fucking beast of a player

Pronger was awesome for a very long time.

Something something LTIR joke.

Giving them extra chances to do the drugs

Children of the super-rich top 0.1% are 'as disadvantaged' as society's poorest and need more help says Labour peer Lord Puttnam 

• Scientists claim rich children are twice as likely to have mental health problems 
• Labour peer David Puttnam says they may be 'as disadvantaged' as the poor
• This may be due to lack of direction that comes from being able to do whatever

3 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

Children of the super-rich top 0.1% are 'as disadvantaged' as society's poorest and need more help says Labour peer Lord Puttnam 

• Scientists claim rich children are twice as likely to have mental health problems 
• Labour peer David Puttnam says they may be 'as disadvantaged' as the poor
• This may be due to lack of direction that comes from being able to do whatever

Puttnam  1

Trump  0

On 1/27/2017 at 5:29 AM, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

 

That is one tiny tiger tho.  

More than 800,000 sign petition to cancel Donald Trump's state visit to Britain in just twelve hours - meaning it HAS to be debated in Parliament

• Petition says Trump should not be invited to avoid embarrassing the Queen
• Within hours of being set up it attracts 100,000 target for motion to be considered for Commons debate
• It's on course to beat record 1m signatures in support of Jeremy Clarkson returning as Top Gear presenter 
• Most people signing the petition are in London or student towns 

The Queen is a bad ass fairy she can deal with orange shit coming from USA