What made you smile/laugh today?

Maxim USA just named Hailey Baldwin "the sexiest woman alive!!"

5 hours ago, elfstone said:

Maxim USA just named Hailey Baldwin "the sexiest woman alive!!"

The fact Maxim garners attention only once a year now with outrageous claims is disgusting 

^

I find Kristen Stewart very beautiful.  Her private life is a boner-killer 

(#DTBringPortnoyBack  )

1 hour ago, Cult Icon said:

^ I find Kristen Stewart very beautiful.  Her private life is a boner-killer 

I'm apathetic towards Kristen Stewart, I just thought that was a funny mean tweet.

LOL.  Imagine going to a strip club or high end escorts to pick a wife:

21 sexy model Ziemma Eve on meeting her husband

"2 years ago, on my very first trip to Vegas, I took this picture and posted to my twitter account. I jokingly captioned it: "going to meet my husband for the first time on Saturday". At the time I didn't even know his name. I knew nothing about him, other than the poster I saw. And I didn't know he did no longer work for chippendales. I went to the show 3 times to look for him, but never saw him. Little did I know, that a year later I would actually end up meeting him. And that I would end up marrying him and call him my husband FOR REAL! From the first night we met, we were inseparable. Love at first sight is so beautiful."

Sorry but Bella aint worth it

Me to foreman: "Can we order pizza and bring it out to the cut?"

"Why do you want pizza?"

"I've just driven 6 hours and laid out 800m of cable, I'm fucking hungry"

...umm...how about a less obvious way to get tax savings and social cache' Toni...

  Pretty condescending to real africans LOL! (the photo)