What made you smile/laugh today?
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I laughed outloud at this:
Got a tweet from one of my favourite Avengers today! Tweeted him the lamest thing ever. Resulted in my trembling, and feeling chest pain 
WORTH IT.
911 Call: Subway Put Marinara Sauce on My Pizza, and It's Terrible
A woman called 911 last Thursday to report her local Subway franchise for putting marinara—instead of "pizza sauce"—on her flatbread pizza, and ended up in jail herself for misuse of the 911 system. "It's terrible," Bevalente Michette Hall told a Gastonia, N.C., police dispatcher, "I told 'em I can't eat this kind of sauce."
In the call, obtained by the Gaston Gazette, she demanded police take her report so she could get her story on local news channel Action 9, and that they force Subway to refund her money or make her another pizza. The dispatcher ended the call by agreeing to send an officer, but Hall didn't get the result she wanted. She was jailed "for three minutes" and released on a $2,000 bond, the Gazette reported.
According to Subway's website, all its pizzas come with marinara sauce.
gawker.com
Main part starts @ 1:22:
She looks like the type to pull such a call in. 
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LA to L A
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Paper airplane in stadium
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Meanwhile in Chile...
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That reminds me of San Fransisco dude...those seals have balls at times
That long look back.
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First thing I will do with this tech is fart on my phone anytime a telemarketer calls me so they can eat my shit
-Harvard Scientists Send the First Transatlantic Smell via iPhone-
Link: http://time.com/2891850/scents-smartphone/
