What made you smile/laugh today?

I like crappy puns 

This is the best ever!

@Stromboli1

"

One New Jersey township was having a bit a poop problem recently. Someone was repeatedly taking a dump at the football field and track complex at Holmdel High School. The police said it was happening “on a daily basis.”

So a school cop and others began monitoring the area. Though the pooper eluded them for a while, on Monday the cops finally caught the pooper: A superintendent from a different high school district.

Thomas Tramaglini has been charged with lewdness and littering for his defecation. A NJ.com report notes he lives about three miles away from Holmdel High, “though it is unclear why he was at the school’s athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. when he was arrested.” "

https://www.google.com/search?q=New+Jersey's+Mystery+High+School+Pooper+Turns+Out+To+Be+School+Superintendent&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj9pcyaq-3aAhWhY98KHeaKBGAQ_AUICSgA&biw=1097&bih=542&dpr=1.75

omg I lost it at this one:

Christy!!!!

@frenchkiki @Enrico_sw

I think I'd like to punch the way the French pronounce Myrtille.

I think it's due to the French accent....... the pronunciation sounds like it's just pretentious as fuck. 

This guy and his wife are amazing