Messi's tear-stained napkin on sale for $1 million

A napkin that was allegedly used by Lionel Messi during his farewell press conference in Barcelona last week has been put for sale for $1 million on the Mercado Libre platform.

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Yeah, people worldwide worship sports stars way too much!

This popped up on my youtube feed and the comment section LOL

Lion spokesman: we don't want to take revenge on wounded gazelles

Nazi Spokesman: We don't want to take revenge on the Jews, we're just... Relocating them

This is a huge example of “actions speak louder than words”

In taliban language, “we grant you amnesty” actually means “ we grant you a decapitation”

This has that big "I just want to talk to him" energy..

"They are our valuable assets and MUST stay in the county" MUST. Ominous

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist”—Charles Baudelaire.

haha, more:

I just want to remind everyone that we just saw the Taliban run a City Hall meeting…

"Where are you McClane? I promise I won't hurt you."

"we dont want them to leave this soil, never"..... as fertilizer

This generation grew up with the media. They know what we want to hear

Lazy Co-Worker: "If I could just get that promotion, I'll work harder." Fat Person: "If I could just get that 6 pack, I'll eat better." Gangbanger: "If I could just make more money, I'll stop selling drugs." Taliban: "If you could just make me ruler, I'll stop committing crimes against defenseless people."

this is awesome. they are campaigning just like OUR politicians. "trust me" 8 months later

He has such an honest face. I trust him!

“Don’t worry. It’s not revenge we taking. Just punishment.”

4 hours ago, Cult Icon said:

He has such an honest face. I trust him!

Ladies, he's not your Khal Drogo!

I brought my wife to tears by surprising her with another wife

The puppy doesn’t even know what the hell is going on.

On 8/19/2021 at 11:58 PM, Cult Icon said:

^ Accurate. 

Happy!!!! 😺

9 hours ago, Tania82 said:

Happy!!!! 😺

yours?

9 hours ago, Cult Icon said:

 

 

yours?

Yeah, so happy cat