What made you smile/laugh today?
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On 1/18/2023 at 12:06 AM, Matt! said:
Is he..okay?
Damien? Yeah, he's OK 
He's a great comedian that eats ze bugs, under Uncle Klaus' supervision 
His parodic videos are so realistic that he's trolled many people on the internet.
3 hours ago, Enrico_sw said:
Damien? Yeah, he's OK
He's a great comedian that eats ze bugs, under Uncle Klaus' supervision
His parodic videos are so realistic that he's trolled many people on the internet.
I see. This dude needs professional help though. 
Field Marshal Granny, Ritterkreuztrager
On 1/19/2023 at 3:43 AM, Matt! said:
I see. This dude needs professional help though.
Free and uncensored comedians are the sign of a healthy society! 
On the other hand, Klaus Schwab should seek professional help for his megalomaniac complex
I, Marlow, was recently commissioned by Christopher Robin to go into the Hundred Acre Wood to investigate the stoppage of honey exports from the area. It has been rumored that Pooh Bear has become seclusive and was possibly hoarding the honey.
I set out on the Storybook River in a rickety steamer. The trip was dangerous and arduous. At one point, we were attacked by a tribe of Oompa Oopmas who threw chocolate at us. I immediately realized we steamed into the wrong story and backtracked until we found the tributary that took us into the woods.
As we entered the woods it was clear something was horribly wrong. Dismembered heads were positioned down the river. There were heads of a tiger, a donkey, a kangaroo, among others. Eventually a small pig like creature rowed up to our steamer. He introduced himself as a emissary of Pooh Bear and seemed to present the bear as a messianic figure. He went on and on with a stutter stating that the other animals did not appreciate the bear's power and genius. He had nothing but scorn for Mr. Robin who he saw as an opportunist who kept the bear and the pig from being anything but child-life, thus blocking their potential.
I approached the House at Pooh Corner with fear. But when I entered I found Pooh to be very ill. He has appeared to have endlessly binged on his honey supply and had terminal hunny-tummy-itis. We took him back to the ship but he expired leaving his last words. "The horror, The Horror." We had no idea was it meant and figured he was just being pretentious.
As we left the woods we noticed that, without the influence of the Pooh Bear, the woods was reversing to a wild state. By the time we left, the woods were more like a forbidding jungle. Afterwards, Christopher Robin appointed a man named Kurtz to return and try to revive the export business but that is another story for another time.
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On 2/5/2023 at 5:34 PM, Enrico_sw said:
I love the souls memes!