What made you smile/laugh today?
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Very professional....
At least the video is funny. 
oh my god..
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Cookies anyone ?
I’m not remotely interested in presiding over a $180m ego bath that we both know will be the career-defining debacle for us both. I’m not destroying my career over a minimally talented spoiled brat who thought nothing of shoving this off her plate for eighteen months so she could go direct a movie [unbroken] … She’s a camp event and a celebrity and that’s all and the last thing anybody needs is to make a giant bomb with her that any fool could see coming. We will end up being the laughing stock of our industry and we will deserve it, which is so clearly where this is headed that I cannot believe we are still wasting our time with it.
Leaked email between Producer and studio head about Angelina Jolie 
That "walking out of a final" feeling...
YES
Source: http://www.elvisduran.com/media/podcast-celebrity-interviews-celebrityinterviews/audio-interview-ed-sheeran-chats-about-25656970/(Min 5:15)
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Dead! 
Lyla, that made me laugh as well. I still love Ariana though!
And the story Bryan posted is great hahaha...for those of you who don't know, she's dating a black rapper named Big Sean who supposedly gets his stage name from his...er...size.
Warning: adult themes
I think I'm done with the internet today...
Someone in my office got this as their Yankee Swap gift!!! 
Actual quotes from the book :
"I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray."
"This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison."
"Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex."
"[My mom's] fried chicken would literally put on tennis shoes and run the fuck into your mouth."
"Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples."
"Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna."
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
"Having the right utensils is a good start, but then you gotta show them who's the boss up in this bitch."
"Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that."
"Let me be perfectly clear. You ain't cookin' with fire. You ain't cookin with heat. You're cookin' with Coolio, motherfucker!"
The book even has its own YT channel 
www.youtube.com/user/CookinWithCoolio/videos
