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Ten simple steps to the art of manliness: 1. Have Miami Sound Machine music playing in the background. 2. Always keep a matchstick, in the corner of your mouth. 3. Toss your keys carelessly, towards the sofa, when entering your apartment. 4. Always wear your sunglasses, even at home. 5. Keep your pizza in a freezer overnight. 6. Keep your gun cleaning equipment in an egg carton, stored in the freezer. 7. Cut your pizza slice with a pair of scissors. 8. Eat your pizza with your leather gloves on. 9. Take your pistol out from your belt..... twice. 10. Switch the television on with your remote, in a jabbing motion.

With the leather gloves, sunglasses & matchstick it was so overkill that it's hilarious in a wrong way, and the story is just too lame with one dimensional characters. Tango & Cash was so much better. Or Oscar.

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Hillary Clinton Vows To Investigate UFOs And Area 51
"I'm going to get to the bottom of it."

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she seems desperate

She should investigate instead on how to win an election LOL

I guess this statement is the part of it.

She will need a galactic conspiracy to win the next election LOL That's why she needs new allies LOL

On 1/7/2016 at 9:01 PM, jj3 said:
Of definitely. It used to re-run all the time. I miss Snipes (Blade is kind of funny in its own way). I still like 5th Element.
With the leather gloves, sunglasses & matchstick it was so overkill that it's hilarious in a wrong way, and the story is just too lame with one dimensional characters. Tango & Cash was so much better. Or Oscar.
I need to see these two

Such enthusiasm!
