What made you smile/laugh today?

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^ neoconservative hawks are Team Clinton too

 

http://www.politico.eu/article/neocons-declare-war-on-donald-trump-us-election-2016-presidential-campaign-republican-president-news/

 

"now grows together what belongs together"

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Limer on why he doesn't like Martha Hunt

 

She's Blonde -1

Has fuck me eyes +3

Skinny -10

Bad Legs - a lot

my cup size might be bigger -12

eat a hamburger please Martha -5

I don't like her hair regardless of colour -1

i doubt she has an ass -2

i think her feet will be bad

-end game-

 

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it also scared me, i am not gonna lie

 

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So talking with a male friend of mine on skype and he gave me the running commentary on the VS angel beach special

 

https://www.yahoo.com/style/the-victoria-s-secret-angels-1381977138585654.html
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[10:04:19 PM] (name left out): have you even watched this?
[10:04:21 PM] (name left out): it's GOLD
[10:04:41 PM] (name left out):: :20-:22 Taylor looks defeated to be there
[10:05:03 PM] (name left out):: :22-:25 Female (not nearly as pretty) legolas is here
[10:05:40 PM] (name left out):: :27-:32 dropping toothpicks in water
[10:06:19 PM] (name left out):: :38-:39 white and black elf re-appear (legolas still prettier)
[10:06:45 PM] (name left out):: :40-:43 Taylor is being held captive, please free her
[10:07:00 PM] Yvette: LMAO
[10:07:24 PM] (name left out):: :51-:53 Taylor was told to smile or she gets the hose again
[10:07:47 PM] Yvette: omfg lmaooo
[10:07:59 PM] (name left out):: :53-:58 candice is back after a cocaine bing and sex with multiple strange men
[10:09:23 PM] (name left out):: 1:12-1:14 fuck you elsa
[10:09:39 PM] (name left out):: 1:14-1:15 black and white elf combo return to add nothing
[10:10:05 PM] (name left out):: 1:15-1:19 for the love of god help Taylor. Then she sees a cock and gets happy
[10:10:37 PM] (name left out):: 1:19-1:24 toothpicks going to a beach volleyball court but NOT playing volleyball, just posing GET OFF MY COURT

 

[10:16:39 PM] : TBH that video doesn't showcase anything good (to me) the average man who doesn't like skinny women to even want to get my girlfriend (if i had one) to be in VS clothing
[10:16:46 PM] : infact it deters me

 

[10:18:04 PM] : Victoria's Secret model reveals an incredibly easy morning routine that keeps her in shape
[10:18:10 PM] : not eating is quite hard actually.
[10:18:57 PM] : Lindsay Ellingson: She said she often makes a "smoothie with almond butter, strawberries, and almond milk." Other breakfast staples include "seven-grain toast with avocado, seas salt, and cumin." She also praised a superfood cereal called Vigilant Eats.

 

 

 

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This is awesome  

 

 

 

 

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Just now, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

Congrats on your testicles working Hermann!

Exciting news!

 

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YOU ARE PREGNANT??? REEEALLY??? OMGGG I LOVE YOU BABE WITH EVERY MY FUCKING HEART I CAN'T BELIEBE THIIISS PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE THIS IS REEAAAALLY?? She PREGNANT???? PLEAASE ???????? ??????????????????????????????? Little Candice ????

 

  People are seriously over excited about a pregnancy that's not even theirs  Wow

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On 3/19/2016 at 9:11 PM, Prettyphile said:

People are seriously over excited about a pregnancy that's not even theirs  Wow

 

That's because beautiful people/celebs pop out superhumans...

 

It always makes me a bit sad to hear of friends, family or even acquaintances getting pregnant or becoming fathers.    This means that they will never be the same person ever again and will lose a big part of their personality.  They will become 'unavailable/aloof' due to becoming workers for their children.  Their talents/hobbies/passions will fall into the wayside.

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^Unfortunately I can agree. A child changes their parents so much, especially women. 

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