What made you smile/laugh today?

Thanks Japan

... @26 seconds!!!!

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing  

2 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

Josie Maran is giving away 100 million dollars in profits to help the planet and empower woman!

but great for her  that's wonderful cause to put money to

I think I finally found that line in the sand with technology WTF is the world coming to @Prettyphile or should I say, what in the world comes in that

1 hour ago, Prettyphile said:

 

Thanks Japan

... @26 seconds!!!!

 

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing  

1 hour ago, Prettyphile said:

 

Thanks Japan

... @26 seconds!!!!

 

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing  

You know you want to test try it don't lie  

4 minutes ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:

I think I finally found that line in the sand with technology WTF is the world coming to @Prettyphile or should I say, what in the world comes in that

Oh don't fucking lie. You have that shit pre-ordered already. Ha.

@RIP_Cabrini_Green believe it or not, there are some things I wouldn't f@#K. Hard to believe, I know  

7 minutes ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:

@RIP_Cabrini_Green believe it or not, there are some things I wouldn't f@#K. Hard to believe, I know  

Yeah it is hard to believe. I thought you'd be down to #ToasterStrudel anything. Ha.

P.S. Is your homework done?

9 minutes ago, ILUVAdrianaLima said:

@RIP_Cabrini_Green believe it or not, there are some things I wouldn't f@#K. Hard to believe, I know  

I remember a story that disagrees with you. 

Believe it or not @Limerlight people do change over time

And @RIP_Cabrini_Green I'm not done reading the whole article yet but I've seen it pop-up in other areas now  

Quick name all the things Dave would have sex with!

5 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

Quick name all the things Dave would have sex with!

1. A pumpkin

2. Apple Pie (really, any and all baked goods)

3. A Furby

4. The Blue Power Ranger

5. The Yellow Teletubby

6. Bruce Jenner

7. A Sloth

8. Binx from Hocus Pocus

3 hours ago, Prettyphile said:

 

Thanks Japan

... @26 seconds!!!!

 

If you grab a hold of that left nip and you go up up down down left right left right and then go B A Start, then you can actually have sex with a horse in this thing  

Quoted for the mention of the Konami code.

23 minutes ago, Prettyphile said:

Quick name all the things Dave would have sex with!

Pizza

Anything with tits

Himself

That sex robot

Sex Robot that looks like ScarJo

A Bagel 

etc.. etc..

@ILUVAdrianaLima

Just now, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

1. A pumpkin

2. Apple Pie (really, any and all baked goods)

3. A Furby

4. The Blue Power Ranger

5. The Yellow Teletubby

6. Bruce Jenner

7. A Sloth

8. Binx from Hocus Pocus

Dave rapes Binx

Just now, Prettyphile said:

 

Dave rapes Binx

He had three beautiful witches to choose from but he chose Binx. Tells you a lot about @ILUVAdrianaLima's character.

Shameful really.

2 minutes ago, RIP_Cabrini_Green said:

He had three beautiful witches to choose from but he chose Binx. Tells you a lot about @ILUVAdrianaLima's character.

 

Shameful really.

Hidden footage shows they were practically begging just moments before Binx was violated

@Limerlight @RIP_Cabrini_Green @Prettyphile

I hope ALL 3 of u have lube...you are next!

^^^

A ponytail holder

Keyhole of a doorknob

Weeaboo sex doll

World of Warcraft Artifact Weapon

A soft bristle hair brush

Tube of toothpaste

Cherry Garcia  Ice Cream

Filthy Frank

Homeless Guy if he offered Dave 20$

Hal 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."