The Perfect Woman

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#2

His clientele are mostly single and over half work in IT or engineering.

As an engineer who works in IT, I find this very hard to believe.

It's just another confirmation of a silly clich

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#3

they'll start calling it Silicone Valley soon

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#4

I think it's the chick from the "I love your sister" Heineken commercials.

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#5

I don't know about the perfect woman. *cough*Ana*cough*

But I do know the PERFECT man *points to her siggy and sighs dreamily*

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#6

The perfect woman will never happen. The perfect man will never happen. That's why we should settle for just plain humans, rather than fantasies of humans.

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#7

Do u have to be so realistic all the time? I was just playing around, I know perfection can never be reached because all humans are imperfect. But it's nice to have a bit of fanasty. The world is too fucked up to be serious all the time.

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#8
Do u have to be so realistic all the time? I was just playing around, I know perfection can never be reached because all humans are imperfect. But it's nice to have a bit of fanasty. The world is too fucked up to be serious all the time.

are you serious?

(that was sarcasm)

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#9

I'm not sure how to take that comment.

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#10

just playing along with your not being serious all the time comment. moving right along...

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#11

Oh.....Ahahahaha! (not sarcasm. i really did find that funny)

Sorry, but my head is spinning. Too little sleep a bit too much to drink.

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#12
Oh.....Ahahahaha! (not sarcasm. i really did find that funny)

Sorry, but my head is spinning. Too little sleep a bit too much to drink.

oh, a cheap date! meet me in the bedroom, quick!

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#13

*runs to nearest bedroom*

We can't let Neo know though, he is very protective of me he'll kill you!

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#14

Mr Anderson has not dealt with The Dark Side

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#15

LMAO! Oh God that funny.

But....*suspenseful music comes on* He loves me....he would die for me.

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#16

then he should be making sure you're not buzzed and woozy!

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#17

you are very right. *smirks*

Should we set up a date or what?

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#18

that would give your vulnerable state time to wane, and allow you to recover your senses and realize that you are about to be taken advantage of (well, not in a bad way), so no. to bed at once!

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#19

riiiiiiiiiiight. Sorry. U see I'm not in the right state of mind....OFF WE GO!

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